Weldy Hay Quotes

#1. Who needs an alarm clock you you have a bladder

T. Haque

#2. Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these.

Steve Coogan

#3. I had fought against the unjust restriction of immigration.

Emanuel Celler

#4. Look," Linden says. " Look how beautiful it is."
"The sunrise?" I ask.
"The start of a new day," Linden says. "Being healthy enough to witness it.

Lauren DeStefano

#5. The grand delusion of contemporary liberals is that they have both the right and the ability to move their fellow creatures around like blocks of wood - and that the end results will be no different than if people had voluntarily chosen the same action

Thomas Sowell

#6. If men of genius only knew what love their works inspire!

Hector Berlioz

#7. I'm not taking maternity leave from 'Big Brother.' I e-mailed my boss over there this weekend and I said, 'Don't worry. I can still do the show!

Julie Chen

#8. Last night they hadn't even fucked. What the hell was the point of protective custody if you weren't at least going to get to have sex with your protector?

Josh Lanyon