Top 18 Weed Humor Quotes

#1. True originator, innovator and creator,
Thinkin' independent but I'm sayin' something major.

One Be Lo

Weed Humor Quotes #156826
#2. Real world signore. You're in it tonight

Dan Brown

Weed Humor Quotes #350581
#3. I do love directing. I'm only comfortable working in the independent film arena for a very small budget where I have creative control and I can put my stamp on it.

Vera Farmiga

Weed Humor Quotes #478082
#4. Have you ever loved someone and it became yourself?

Djuna Barnes

Weed Humor Quotes #764584
#5. My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked - just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated humor.

Shia Labeouf

Weed Humor Quotes #828355
#6. I'll decide to do a movie and then go oh, like "Twilight" fans are probably going to react to this or whatever. But that's always an afterthought. Like I don't plan things out based on other people's opinions of how like I think they're going to receive them. I do it like for the experience.

Kristen Stewart

Weed Humor Quotes #846646
#7. Lit more than enlightened.

Tanuja Desai Hidier

Weed Humor Quotes #959395
#8. Every actor, every director, everybody needs an Oscar. You have to have that little statue in Hollywood, or else you're nothing!

Rita Hayworth

Weed Humor Quotes #996785
#9. Wet towel under the door,' said Barry. 'It's what you do when you're smoking weed in a hotel and you don't want everyone calling security. You're always supposed to have a towel. I read about it in a guide for hitchhiking through the galaxy.

Christopher Moore

Weed Humor Quotes #1045339
#10. New Rule: If we want to find a place to cut government waste, we must start with the DEA rubber duck. Yes, on the DEA's website you can buy a rubber ducky with a DEA badge and a cop's hat. Which I recommend doing, because they're a great place to hide your weed.

Bill Maher

Weed Humor Quotes #1063956
#11. I got into magic because I got into alchemy. Which I got into because I was into chemistry, which I was learning about because I wanted to get better with botany, which I had taken up studying in an effort to grow some killer weed

Drew Hayes

Weed Humor Quotes #1070177
#12. Hey,hey,hey. Smoke weed everyday

Dave Chappelle

Weed Humor Quotes #1099143
#13. My name is Alex, and I'll be serving you tonight.

Penny Reid

Weed Humor Quotes #1159013
#14. I think readers' imaginations are far more powerful than anything you can put on a page and, therefore, can conjure up graphic images for themselves, which I think you just have to nudge them towards.

Mark Billingham

Weed Humor Quotes #1254447
#15. But what must be the character of that policy, which aims at national prosperity through the impoverishment of a large proportion of the home producers, with a view to supply foreigners at a cheaper rate, and give them all the benifet of the national privation and self denial?

Jean-Baptiste Say

Weed Humor Quotes #1255346
#16. A flower is a weed with an advertising budget.

Rory Sutherland

Weed Humor Quotes #1427348
#17. So I kept talking because nothing gets me going like knowing I should shut up. Oh, I should be quiet and full of potential like all those still flowers, but I know I am a weed and I've got to blow my seeds around the garden.

Michelle Tea

Weed Humor Quotes #1589993
#18. He is a perfectly balanced batsman and knows perfectly well when to attack and when to play defensive cricket. He has developed the ability to treat bowlers all over the world with contempt and can destroy any attack with utmost ease.

Greg Chappell

Weed Humor Quotes #1595534

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