Weather Report Quotes

#1. I get the news I need on the weather report
And I have nothing to do today but smile

Paul Simon

#2. I'm the guy who checks the weather report every day hoping for a thunderstorm.

J. Tonzelli

#3. Nothing, except the weather report or a general maxim of conduct, is so unsafe to rely upon as a theory of fiction.

Ellen Glasgow

#4. I doubt there's ever been a true thing said on Fox. Maybe the weather report, maybe not.

Fran Lebowitz

#5. I rarely watch TV but I guess I'd watch the weather report since I fly so much.

Fred Schneider

#6. There was something horribly depressing, she felt, about watching the weather report. That life could be planned like the perfect summer picnic drained it of spontaneity.

Galt Niederhoffer

#7. The actual Irish weather report is really a recording made in 1922, which no one has had occasion to change. "Scattered showers, periods of sunshine."

Wilfrid Sheed

#8. The natal chart is like a seed and progressions are the unfolding in time of that into the plant it is to become. Transits, are like a daily weather report. In political astrology, these three factors have to be taken into account!

Alice O. Howell

#9. You know that smell, when you put your nose up to a pine tree?" I told her I did perfectly. "No matter how long it has been, you always will. Like you are storing a part of that tree in your own body ... Everything stays true. You are yourself, no matter how much you have to change.

Ramona Ausubel

#10. Well, there are other aspects, I still command very good support in the party.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi

#11. Curiosity was getting the better of me.

Amanda Giasson

#12. Shoelaces are the first way society ties up the individual.

Jimmy Breslin

#13. Redwyne does not give a fig, he thought, but Rowan looks fit to gag.

George R R Martin

#14. We may be touched by the most powerful of suppositions--even to a certainty--as we stand in the rose petals of the sun and hear a murmur from the wind no louder than the sound it makes as it dozes under the bee's wings. This, too, I suggest, is the weather, and worthy of report.

Mary Oliver

#15. The report falsely asserts that global warming is causing more extreme weather events, more droughts, more record high temperatures, more wildfires, warmer winters, etc., when each and every one of these false assertions is contradicted by objective, verifiable evidence.

James Taylor

#16. The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work.

Benny Bellamacina

#17. Regaining health is more difficult an objective then becoming ill. Becoming ill is a random act of ignorance and regaining health is an intentional effort in frustration.

Richard Diaz