We Plan God Laughs Quotes

#1. The waitress looked a little awkward. "Is all that for both you and your sister?

J.R. Ward

#2. You are all mine, even if you run. I will find you because a soul needs its other half to truly live.

Karina Halle

#3. I just want to keep writing music.

Lady Gaga

#4. You're here. I'm here. I love you. I'm gonna pee all over the floor about it.

Jen Sincero

#5. People plan. God laughs.

Calvin L. Hodock

#6. People plan, God laughs, or something like that.

Nicholas Sparks

#7. What is the function that a clergyman performs in the world? Answer: He gets his living by assuring idiots that he can save them from an imaginary hell.

H.L. Mencken

#8. It's like that old expression: "Men plan and god laughs." You sort of see that in the television world, where you have an idea where things are heading and you have a plan and sort of start off in that general direction, but you wind up taking all these side paths and whatnot - if you're lucky.

Vince Gilligan

#9. The 'Police Academy' stuff was all hyper-slapsticky.

Adam McKay

#10. Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.

Jason Isaacs

#11. An awful lot of successful technology companies ended up being in a slightly different market than they started out in. Microsoft started with programming tools, but came out with an operating system. Oracle started doing contracts for the CIA. AOL started out as an online video gaming network.

Marc Andreessen

#12. Individualism is bad for business - though absolutely necessary for freedom, progressive knowledge, and any possible interface with the transcendent.

Tom Robbins

#13. And thinking of her waiting to be found, while he was waiting to find, gave a beautiful symmetry to the love he felt for her.

Howard Jacobson