Water Slide Quotes

#1. If you tell a kid not to run to a water slide, he/she will walk for 2 steps, then start running again.

Brian Regan

#2. Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'

Sam Kinison

#3. I've never been on a water slide in my life.

Ric Ocasek

#4. To slide into the domed reading room at ten each morning, specially in summer, off the hot street outside, was a sensation as delicious as dropping into the water off the concrete edge of the Fitzroy Baths.

Helen Garner

#5. Here is what you do. You ease yourself into a tub of water, you ease yourself down. You lie back and wait for the ripples to smooth away. Then you take a deep breath, and slide your head under, and listen for the playfulness of your heart.

Amy Hempel

#6. Books are carefully folded forests/void of autumn/bound from the sun

Saul Williams

#7. A grieving person's like a person treading in deep water
if they've nothing to hold on to, they lose hope. They slide right under.

Susanna Kearsley

#8. Work on your dreams harder than you work on attracting a mate ...

J. Buchanan

#9. An undisturbed river is as perfect as we will ever know, every refractive slide of cold water a glimpse of eternity.

Thomas McGuane

#10. Singing has opened so many doors for me. And that's definitely a true passion of mine. It's a natural, God-given gift.

V. Bozeman

#11. John Cleese was a big hero of mine. He grew up in Weston Super Mare near Bristol where I grew up; he was always very tall and gangly, but he was smart and used his physicality in a very funny way. I used to think, 'Well he came from Weston and he did it, so there's a chance for me.'

Stephen Merchant

#12. She closed her eyes and held all her dreams between her fingers like a dandelion and just blew it. She smiled watching it fly through the air, making everything look beautiful around her while a tear rolled down her cheek.

Akshay Vasu

#13. There are a lot of problems in the world, a lot of tragic things that have to be addressed, economic, medical, political, all kinds of things, but, to my way of thinking, they pale in comparison to the overall problem of the environmental deadline.

Dean Stockwell

#14. Sometimes I think that if it were possible to tell a story often enough to make the hurt ease up, to make the words slide down my arms and away from me like water, I would tell that story a thousand times.

Anita Shreve

#15. We're going to need each other through this. All of us. But if you can't do that, then I'm going to play hardball. I'm going to do whatever it takes. Some of it will frustrate you, some of it will turn you on, and some of it will hopefully really piss you off

Samantha Young

#16. A person can attack that bottle of vodka and drink it like it's a bottle of cold water. Two of my wife's girlfriends died from drinking. They weren't big pill-takers; they were drinkers. So it can't be so simple as to slide away, like Marilyn Monroe.

William Eggleston

#17. There are a lot of interesting differences between Boston and New York in general, and I think they're sort of heightened in Long Island.

Katie Nolan

#18. Customers and contracts are like water and a sieve. The customer will find the largest hole and slide through it.

Larry McVoy

#19. Maxwell's theory of electromagnetism is generally studied only by advanced students of physics, but Albert had mastered it by the time he was sixteen years old.

Robert Cwiklik

#20. I slide down and sit on the shower floor and just let the scalding hot water run over me until I don't have any tears left.

Randi Cooley Wilson