Warped Sense Of Humor Quotes

#1. Has a sense of humor. (Preferably warped.) We know who we are

Susan Scott

#2. Poetry, like all imaginative creations, divines the human enterprise. This is poetry's social value.

Major Jackson

#3. I like girls who are funny with a warped sense of humor.

Robert Buckley

#4. Four marks of true repentance are: acknowledgement of wrong, willingness to confess it, willingness to abandon it, and willingness to make restitution.

Corrie Ten Boom

#5. We have a certain warped sense of humor in Scandinavia, and that is what comes across in the choices in a lot of our movies.

Connie Nielsen

#6. The most important social welfare program in America is a job.

Newt Gingrich

#7. Do all your duties, but keep your mind on God. Gospel of Sri Ramakrishna,p.81

Ramakrishna

#8. Slim Shady is just the evil thoughts that come into my head. Things I shouldn't be thinking about. Not to be gimmicky, but people should be able to determine when I'm serious and when I'm f ... around. That's why a lot of my songs are funny. I got a warped sense of humor I guess.

Eminem

#9. I was risking the chance at a new life on uncertainty, and the only thing that was certain was that if I ever returned, I'd come back to no life at all. I collapsed to the floor. I had made my choice.

Karina Halle

#10. All ideas are second-hand, consciously or unconsciously drawn from a million outside sources, and daily used by the garnerer with a pride and satisfaction born of the superstition that he originated them.

Richard Branson

#11. Anne hoped she had outlived the age of blushing; but the age of emotion she certainly had not.

Jane Austen

#12. The taxpayer is the new permanent underclass.

Andrew Wilkow