Waldo Butters Quotes

#1. This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than any of ours put together.

Jim Butcher

#2. Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.

Henry Fielding

#3. In the recognition of loving lies the answer to despair.

Audre Lorde

#4. Little by little, or maybe all at once, everything comes to mean its opposite; unreason argues itself into reason, and vice versa, and we cannot see the seams.

Joseph Heller

#5. He'd given her the mother of all hangovers - a run-in with the wrath of grapes.

Kresley Cole

#6. Anybody that does not value time does not value life

Sunday Adelaja

#7. Don't challenge the world before becoming a big fire; otherwise they will extinguish you even with little spits!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#8. Freedom. Sometimes it isn't what you thought it was when you wanted it to start with. When you can do anything you want, choosing's not easy.

Lesley Howarth

#9. Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.

Jim Butcher

#10. It doesn't work that way. Silencing memories does not make them stop existing. Events cannot be undone by forgetting them.

Robin Hobb

#11. It is a good thing to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

Mark Twain

#12. If you're going to get old, you might as well get as old as you can get.

Wallace Stegner

#13. I think one of the greatest skills a person can have is to complete a task they start. To take something from beginning, to middle, to end. In life, if you have that skill, I think you can go very far.

Liane Balaban

#14. Your success, your life, your happiness. Don't let mean people bring that down.

Taylor Swift

#15. Oh Moon, sweet, sweet Moon, I want to be naked on you. I want to be like a flower growing on your surface, unique and mysterious, at home in the wonder of you, as if my naked body would be something growing out of your soil, something precious, a lovely gift on your landscape.

James Lusarde

#16. I've definitely enjoyed myself more on the projects where I've played a good person, rather than on the projects where I've played somebody who is morally compromised.

Domhnall Gleeson

#17. Anushka Sharma is a dear friend; as is Jacqueline Fernandez. They always stand by me for support when it's needed

Sonam Kapoor