Waking Up In The Morning Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 7 famous quotes and sayings about waking up in the morning funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 7 Waking Up In The Morning Funny Quotes

#1. [Behavioral tracking] is an area today that has very few regulations and even fewer rules. - Author: Gary Kovacs
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#2. Asshole by nature, prick by design - Author: K. Pars
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#3. Come on, hurry up, snailpaws," Toklo growled at Lusa. He poked her in the side with his nose. "Where's all that annoying early-morning cheerfulness you're usually so full of?"
"Well, maybe if you hadn't woken me up by dropping a fish on my head," Lusa protested, yawning. - Author: Erin Hunter
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#4. But what was making her unhappy? Where was the extraordinary catastrophe that had wrecked her life?She raised her head and looked around, as though trying to find the cause of her suffering. - Author: Gustave Flaubert
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#5. If you want to catch something, running after it isn't always the best way. - Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
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#6. Our relationship finally ended when he took to waking me up in the wee hours o the morning when he would go surfing. He thought it might be fun to have me come watch. "Fun for who?" I wanted to ask. i had never asked him to come to Happy Hour and watch me drink. - Author: Chelsea Handler
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#7. I'm not going out to parties every night. - Author: George Osborne
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