W2 Funny Quotes

#1. I don't care what you write man, just make sure you make us sound sexy. Say that we looked like we'd just come from the beach and that our bodies were glistening. Say we got no hair on our chests. Anything so the girls will like us.

Nathan Followill

#2. What's going to be funny is when they think Mom and Dad are a little bit cool, because right now, we're not cool Mom and Dad.

Angelina Jolie

#3. But the paradox is here: when cultivated people do stay away from a certain portion of the population, when all social advantages are persistently withheld, it may be for years, the result itself is pointed to as a reason and is used as an argument for the continued withholding.

Jane Addams

#4. Not a single one of the cells that compose you knows who you are, or cares.

Daniel Dennett

#5. Go is most fun I've had with a compiled PL since I've discovered Turbo Pascal as a kid.

Bojan Markovic

#6. Where's the upside in opening your mouth?

Ted Turner

#7. The most important single central fact about a free market is that no exchange takes place unless both parties benefit.

Milton Friedman

#8. Lord, I shall see you no more with the eyes of the flesh ...

John Of The Cross

#9. While other creeds endeavor to get us out of the world and into heaven, in Christianity, heaven comes down and Christ comes into this world to get us. To suffer with us. We find favor - only because Christ feels pain.

Ann Voskamp

#10. BESIDES THE CONVERSATION of women, it is dreams that keep the world in orbit. But dreams also form a diadem of moons, therefore the sky is that splendour inside a man's head, if his head is not, in fact, his own unique sky.

Jose Saramago

#11. And right when your song ended I knew - just like your mother - I was a goner," Peeta says. "Then for the next eleven years, I tried to work up the nerve to talk to you.

Suzanne Collins