Vorobyova Quotes

#1. An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.

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#2. On the stand, I asked the witness, "What's your occupation?"
"Make-up artist."
"Objection!" I replied, "Lack of foundation.

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#3. I tend to throw tantrums a lot. Wear a helmet in my presence.

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#4. I suggest he starts introducing himself as "Lessman"; he is classless, tactless, and mannerless.

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#5. Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed!

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#6. Assassins: they got sass and live on sin.

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#7. Between cold war and hot peace, our love got sterilized to death.

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#8. He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together.

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#9. For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.

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#10. I'd represent "Love" when it sued hypocritical writers for abuse.

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#11. For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.

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#12. Because of the green-eyed one, I see red and that makes me blue.

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#13. When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.

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#14. Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.

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#15. He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.

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#16. Justice has to be cold. Deal with it; it's just ice.

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#17. When I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN.

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#18. Writing is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because it's boring and hackneyed.

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#19. Your kisses are like miracle fruit that sweetens my life without ruining my diet.

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#20. Shortcoming shouldn't be in Longman's vocabulary.

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#21. I put the bra in brand, and I top it!

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#22. We can wrestle sometimes and see who is OK and who is KO.

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#23. Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly.

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#24. You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!

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#25. I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.

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#26. I'm too hot to handle; poor bitch needs to be treated for burns!

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#27. Empty threats are for dreamers. And I fancy myself a realist.

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#28. Pent up anger brews into hate, which subsequently becomes a juicy revenge.

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#29. He has a magic touch. He can turn a G into a C. My heart was made of gold; now it's all cold.

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#30. Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.

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#31. He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I'll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch!

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#32. Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.

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#33. That stranger handed me a letter written in my beloved's tears. I opened it, and the letters faded away just like his love for me.

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