Vocationally Challenged Quotes

#1. A certain traveler who knew many continents was asked what he found most remarkable of all. He replied: the ubiquity of sparrows.

Adam Zagajewski

#2. Travis, you don't even know what you're talking about. This is complete bullshit. You can't just come back and wave a wand and try to make everything the way it was.

Jason Myers

#3. God, he's sexy. No wonder he was a little shit all the time.

Laura Thalassa

#4. I am not surprised that other gases may participate in cellular signaling and regulation. Our early work with nitric oxide was just the beginning. I'm sure more will be discovered.

Ferid Murad

#5. I am a Christian, therefore I am a communist.

Gianni Vattimo

#6. Mickey's a nice fellow who never does anyone any harm, who gets into scrapes through no fault of his own but always manages to come up grinning.

Walt Disney

#7. I used to hammer away at the idea of simplicity.
In both fiction and non-fiction, there's only one question and one answer. 'What happened?' the reader asks. 'This is what happened,' the writer responds. 'This ... and this ... and this, too.' Keep it simple. It's the only sure way home.

Stephen King

#8. Joshua smiles, runs his finger round the rim of the coconut. 'Some people are summer, and some people are winter,' he says softly after a moment, but I'm just looking at the ocean now, trying not to fall.

Becky Wicks