Vivisected Alien Quotes

#1. Marriage is the process by which a woman deprives herself of an escort.

Myrtle Reed

#2. All? All of it? Seriously? It's annoying. It's like a finger in my mouth, you retard. Get off of me.

Scott Hildreth

#3. If you got more than one letter from somebody who said they hated you, it meant they kept watching.

Trevor Moore

#4. The British Empire has advanced to a new conception of autonomyand freedom, to the idea of a system of British nations, each freely ordering its own individual life, but bound together in unity byallegiance to one Crown, and co-operating in all that concerns the common weal.

George VI

#5. She knows herself to be at the mercy of events, and she knows by now that events have no mercy.

Margaret Atwood

#6. I don't think that fundamentalism has anything to do with Jesus Christ. They call themselves Christians, but if that's Christian, count me out. Fundamentalism is built on fear and greed. They're telling you to give them your money otherwise you're going to hell.

Matthew Fox

#7. What I think is the universal, wonderful thing about music, is that it's very inclusive.

Linda Ronstadt

#8. Why did God make all this all so decayable and dieable and harmable and wants to make me realize and scream?

Jack Kerouac