Viva Funny Quotes

#1. You get kicked around long enough, you become a professor of pain.

Ernest Borgnine

#2. You see, that's the whole point of being in government. If you don't like something you simply make up a law that makes it illegal.

Richard Curtis

#3. If you believe in it, and you believe in it hard, it is impossible to fail.

Ray Kroc

#4. I've always just wished that maybe someday people would care about the words that I wrote.

Taylor Swift

#5. Your hypocrisy insults my intelligence.

Toba Beta

#6. Our whole life is an attempt to discover when our spontaneity is whimsical, sentimental irresponsibility and when it is a valid expression of our deepest desires and values.

Helen Lynd

#7. Marriage is a core institution of societies throughout the world and throughout history. It's something that has provided permanence and stability for our very social structure.

David Vitter

#8. Obama's failure to close Guantanamo is yet another instance where the rhetoric of democratic and constitutional rights proved not useful for his international relations, relations which are always pursued in ways that continue to link and fortify securitarian power with the opening of new markets.

Judith Butler

#9. I really did grow up in a world where we were taught that crime doesn't pay and we stood up when the teacher came into the room.

Stanley R. Jaffe

#10. Your actions are viewed by observers through prisms shaped by their own interpretations, and sometimes misinterpretations. All you can do is strive to be your best self. Let the chips fall where they may.

Cathryn Louis

#11. The stories we tell about each other matter very much. The stories we tell ourselves about our own lives matter. And most of all, I think the way that we participate in each other's stories is of deep importance.

Jessica Jackley

#12. And Stormgren hoped that when Karellen was free to walk once more on Earth, he would one day come to these northern forests, and stand beside the grave of the first man to be his friend.

Arthur C. Clarke