Very Funny Lawyer Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 21 Very Funny Lawyer Quotes

#1. She'll be apples - Author: April Lurie
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#2. Until now, until I actually got into law class, I just never thought of it as being an interest for me, but it's really funny because now that I'm in law, I'm like 'Wow, I could be a lawyer. - Author: Lisa Leslie
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#3. I didn't have the equipment for the regular world of being a lawyer. I didn't have the imagination for that. I did have a funny kind of ambition, but I didn't know where to put it. - Author: Michael Lindsay-Hogg
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#4. It's rather like Happy Families, isn't it?Mrs Legal, the lawyer's wife, Miss Dose, the doctor's daughter, etc. ... So sweet and funny and old-world. You just can't think of anything nasty happening here, can you? - Author: Agatha Christie
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#5. Am I suggesting that you must feel sorry for divorce lawyers and prepare to pay every penny of their fees? Of course not! You deserve justice, and the lawyer can be lured into delivering said justice at a seriously discounted price! - Author: Portia Porter
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#6. Wow", he rasped. "Do you emasculate all the men, or am I speacial? - Author: Larissa Ione
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#7. A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience. - Author: Tom Clancy
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#8. Baseball is my life, the only thing I know and can talk about. My only interest. - Author: Rogers Hornsby
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#9. I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes. - Author: John Roberts
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#10. What did the lawyer say?" I couldn't stop the little snicker that slipped out as I sat back up in the seat and laced my fingers behind my head.
"Before or after I kissed her?"
"Zeb!" My mom gave me a hard look and my sister just shook her head. - Author: Jay Crownover
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#11. Your regular teachers will get mad at you. If you keep asking something again and again, they will get tired of saying the same thing. A book will not do that. A book always will be there for you. In whatever you want, the book will be there. - Author: Sakyong Mipham
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#12. The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two year suspension for a lawyer caught having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. Haha! Jokes on you, dummies ... I'm not really a lawyer. - Author: Tina Fey
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#13. We are often so worried about what is going to happen that we can't enjoy what is happening NOW. - Author: Tanya Masse
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#14. Shape your coat according to your cloth. - Author: Thomas Nashe
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#15. Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is something in Mind Cure, after all, and if thee continually talks of thyself as being old, thee may perhaps bring on some of the infirmities of age. At least I would not risk it if I were thee. - Author: Hannah Whitall Smith
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#16. The futility of action does not absolve one from the failure to act. - - Author: Janette Turner Hospital
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#17. For the most part, studio movies have huge budgets. They don't do anything under 30 to 40 million. When you have that much money at stake, you have so many people breathing down your neck. - Author: Penelope Spheeris
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#18. The whole world was this symphony, and there was not enough of her to listen. - Author: Carson McCullers
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#19. The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. - Author: George W. Bush
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#20. A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it for himself. - Author: Henry Brougham, 1st Baron Brougham And Vaux
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#21. Decide which you want to play up: your clothing or your jewelry, but not both. Let one be the star and one the supporting player. - Author: Padma Lakshmi
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