Very Funny Flirting Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 25 Very Funny Flirting Quotes

#1. I'm currently imagining a few creative ways of causing you extraordinary amounts of pain."
Kingsley raised his chin. Mere inches separated their faces.
"Stop flirting. You know we don't have time for that. - Author: Tiffany Reisz
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#2. Life is not too short ... we just wait too long to begin it. - Author: Joel Osteen
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#3. A snap of Rhys's fingers, and my nightclothes - and some flimsy underthings - appeared on the bed. "I couldn't decide which scrap of lace I wanted you to wear, so I brought you a few to choose from."
"Pig," I barked - Author: Sarah J. Maas
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#4. My memories are of my dad taking me to football on Saturday mornings, and my mum taking me swimming. Those are the things I remember from my childhood, not sitting around the table debating capitalism and the profit squeeze. - Author: David Miliband
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#5. You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference. - Author: Amit Kalantri
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#6. Gram was flirting with Ken! - Author: Virginia Smith
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#7. I mean, come on. He's kind of cute, in a Godzilla sort of way. - Author: J.R. Ward
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#8. And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine. - Author: Simone Elkeles
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#9. I was always useless at flirting, and simply did not know what needed to be done in order to snare my target... I always ended up resorting to jokes, and most men don't like funny women. They like to do the jokes. - Author: Joan Sims
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#10. When she looked at him with those dark eyes, Nassar felt the urge to say something intelligent and deeply impressive. Unfortunately, nothing of the kind came to mind. - Author: Ilona Andrews
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#11. Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird. - Author: Hannah Simone
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#12. Thank you for helping my sister," he says.
I lean forward, mimicking his position. "I'm happy to."
Calliope leans out her window. "STOP FLIRTING AND GET BACK TO WORK. - Author: Stephanie Perkins
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#13. She moved to pinch me again but I blocked her hand. I'm no expert on girls, but when one tries to pinch you four times, I'm pretty sure that's flirting. - Author: Ransom Riggs
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#14. Gotta be more specific sunshine." He winked at me before starting another.
"You might want to get that eye problem checked out. One might mistaken it for flirting. - Author: K.R. Grace
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#15. Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#16. It's like playing the lottery. It doesn't matter how extremely low the chances are of winning. You gotta be in it to win it. Hitting on every girl in sight is like buying a whole lot of lottery tickets. You never know, one day one of them might actually pay off. - Author: Oliver Markus
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#17. Dani in front of me now is not the same person I'm dealing business with.

Of course I'm different. I'm not working now. I'm flirting. - Author: Rin Ahmad
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#18. At fifty times the distance, you dispatched that ko-bold with three arrows to the neck. I've earned a trio to the chest. Seems you slapped him while you're tickling me. You doona want to kill me, which is a good sign. Maybe this is your way of flirting? - Author: Kresley Cole
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#19. Drat! She'd invaded his hula hoop. - Author: Virginia Smith
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#20. The gods have given you wealth and the means of enjoying it. - Author: Horace
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#21. Amber was busy flirting with a rookie named Dead Meat if he didn't stop flirting back. She was eleven, for heaven's sake! Of course, he may have just been humoring her. And it was a little cute. In a gross, Chester-the-molester kind of way. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#22. The Internet is not nearly as fail-safe as the phone system. - Author: David Filo
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#23. Winning is always fun, but the car is more important. - Author: Teemu Selanne
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#24. I wasn't concerned, but I was thinking that the fastest way to get your mind off him and on me would be to tell you something truly appalling about him. - Author: Jodi Meadows
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#25. One begins to go about with the sluggish step of a philosopher or a clochard, as more and more vital gestures become reduced to mere instincts of preservation, to a conscience more alert not to be deceived than to grasp truth. - Author: Julio Cortazar
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