Very Funny Diwali Quotes

#1. It is necessary men should be tried and purged and purified and made perfect through suffering.

John Taylor

#2. I've always had an eye for nature, but it's the sort of thing to keep quiet about, because I don't want to come across as a mad hippy. But it makes sense to appreciate those things.

Jarvis Cocker

#3. The weirdest thing about Tibet is that the most popular beer is Pabst Blue Ribbon. Everywhere, even on the slopes of Everest, cans of Pabst lay alongside the road labeled, 'Established in Milwaukee in 1849'.

Scott Stoll

#4. Hey look, Yara, there's someone driving the car."
"Ha, ha," Cherie grumbled. "You two haven't come up
for air since we picked Yara up from the airport."
"Circle the block," Brent instructed. "I'm not done
kissing her yet.

Lani Woodland

#5. The best part of a Reg Hartt presentation is what he has to say.

Jane Jacobs

#6. Of all the shades of red, she hated the wet, sticky brightness of crimson the most.

Dana Marton

#7. If you follow the trail of your own enthusiastically repeated stories, you will begin to rediscover the things that invigorate and enliven you.

Mary Anne Radmacher

#8. Dreams have never been this hot! Pleasures of the Night sizzles as a romance, enthralls as a paranormal, and captivates with a fantastic cast of characters. I didn't want the 'night' to end!

Susan Grant