Top 100 Ventura Quotes
#1. To me, 'Ace Ventura' is as scriptural and sacred as any movie I've ever done because it's childlike.
Tom Shadyac
#2. There are two thoughts that will ensure success in all you do; (1) Don't tell everything you know, and (2) until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
Jim Carrey
#3. I'm still working on my time machine. If I ever perfect it, I'm going back in time to prevent Ace Ventura 2 from being made. And then I'm going after Hitler.
Andy Kindler
#4. I was afraid of Korean food when I moved to L.A., let alone sushi. I remember thinking either sink or swim. Living here in Studio City, Ventura Blvd. is the Mecca of sushi restaurants. What you thought was so exotic is just run of the mill.
Parvesh Cheena
#5. I've opened up my school in California in a beautiful facility on Ventura Boulevard. I'm always in heaven when I'm doing my classes.
Tasha Smith
#6. The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.
Will Rogers
#7. I used to surf up in Ventura County at Silver Strand; plus, I've played up there many times.
Dick Dale
#8. After 16 months of teaching, consulting, fellowship, and special project activities on matters ranging from conservation to healthcare to international trade, Gov. Ventura appointed me to the Minnesota Court of Appeals.
David Minge
#9. Oxnard was the biggest city in Ventura County. Its unattractive name was that of a sugar beet farmer who built a processing plant in the settlement in the late nineteenth century. The city totally surrounded Port Hueneme, where there was a small U.S. Navy base.
Michael Connelly
#10. Patagonia, a large apparel manufacturer based in Ventura, California, has organized itself as a 'B-corporation.' That's a for-profit company whose articles of incorporation require it to take into account the interests of workers, the community, and the environment, as well as shareholders.
Robert Reich
#11. Jesse Ventura took American politics and raised it to the level of professional wrestling.
Argus Hamilton
#12. What I found most refreshing about Governor Ventura was his willingness to defend his positions and attack his interrogators ... He's an imposing man who's not easily intimidated, and he's convinced he has the aura that will take him to higher places.
Jesse Ventura
#13. Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers ... they are obviously alcoholics.
Lewis Black
#14. In my era of wrestling, there were no guaranteed contracts, so it was inherent that you draw the crowd in to make money.
Jesse Ventura
#15. My mother is black and my father is Filipino. I got the best of both worlds.
Cassie Ventura
#16. It is ethanol that everyone is after when they drink alcoholic beverages. That is what gives us the euphoric feeling, and that is what all vendors of alcoholic drinks are selling.
Chris Prentiss
#17. If you want to stop illegal immigration, you have to make it so that - so that the people that hire the illegal immigrants will not be in a position to hire them.
Jesse Ventura
#18. In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.
Jesse Ventura
#19. I don't oppose hunting in any way, shape or form. If that's what you enjoy doing, you are free to do it.
Jesse Ventura
#20. I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can do about that. But I'm going to be honest. I'm going to continue to speak my mind, and that's who I am ...
Jesse Ventura
#21. If I were an innocent individual, flown to a foreign country and held for several years and tortured, I'd become a terrorist, too. I'd go to war against the U.S.
Jesse Ventura
#22. Stop tolerating in your leaders what you would not tolerate in your friends.
Michael Ventura
#23. I've been auditioning for a few movies here and there. I don't want anything to get in the way of the music any more than it has. It hasn't really gotten in the way; I've been doing two things at once.
Cassie Ventura
#24. The prohibition of drugs causes crime. You don't have to legalize, just decriminalize it.
Jesse Ventura
#25. Governments are run by people. People can be bad.
Jesse Ventura
#26. The totally alive, totally conscious, and totally aware Universe takes care of itself completely. It is totally self-reliant and totally self- sufficient. it is perfect.
Chris Prentiss
#27. A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.
Jesse Ventura
#29. I think that Minnesota is different because we are proving that tri-partisan government could work, that you do not need to necessarily be a Democrat or a Republican to be successful at governing.
Jesse Ventura
#30. I'm saying that there's way more to 9/11 than mainstream media and our government have told us.
Jesse Ventura
#31. In a free society, how can you commit a crime against yourself?
Jesse Ventura
#32. They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn.
Jesse Ventura
#33. Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
Jesse Ventura
#34. Just remember ... it doesn't matter how long you have known each other.. all that matters is that he has kept you smiling from day one
Cassie Ventura
#35. If I can get on the presidential ballot in all 50 states and be allowed into the debates, I'd not only run, I'd win.
Jesse Ventura
#36. WikiLeaks is exposing our government officials for the frauds that they are. They also show us how governments work together to lie to their citizens when they are waging war.
Jesse Ventura
#37. I've worked with acting coaches, I've been going out on auditions and meeting with casting directors. But I'm not known as an actress.
Cassie Ventura
#38. I'm from Connecticut. My Mom is an army brat, and my Dad is a navy brat. My childhood was fun. My parents are still together. My childhood was pretty carefree.
Cassie Ventura
#39. The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are worse. They are worse because their decisions affect your life.
Jesse Ventura
#40. Any party that would put Sarah Palin up on a pedestal will never have my support.
Jesse Ventura
#41. We know that you don't want to be a drunk and you don't want to be hooked on addictive drugs. You do it because you can't cope with your life without some sort of support, even if that support is damaging.
Chris Prentiss
#42. I find that the history books that we teach our kids with are not fully truthful, in my opinion.
Jesse Ventura
#43. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.
Jesse Ventura
#44. Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business. I live by the golden rule: Treat others as you'd want them to treat you. The religious right wants to tell people how to live.
Jesse Ventura
#45. I'm going to put on my gravestone, 'He never owned a cell phone.'
Jesse Ventura
#46. I've jumped out of an airplane 34 times. I've dove 212 feet under water. I've done a lot of things that defied death.
Jesse Ventura
#47. Remember that government doesn't earn one single dollar it spends. In order for you to get money from the government, that money must first be taken from somebody else.
Jesse Ventura
#48. George Bush keeps saying that terrorists keep attacking us because we have freedom here in America. So what, the solution is to take away our freedoms and they won't attack us?
Jesse Ventura
#49. I'm the only person in the world that, when he holds down two jobs, gets criticized for it; everyone else gets a pat on the back and say, 'What an entrepreneuring, hardworking person,' but apparently that doesn't apply to me.
Jesse Ventura
#50. You have to accept the rule of law, even when it's inconvenient, if you're going to be a country that bides by the rule of law.
Jesse Ventura
#51. I never thought I'd be investigating global warming. I believe it's real and that saving the planet is good.
Jesse Ventura
#52. Government is at its worst when you have apathy from its citizens.
Jesse Ventura
#54. I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished with my term as governor, I'm going back to the life that's waiting for me in the private sector.
Jesse Ventura
#55. When you live in Mexico, your houses all have names.
Jesse Ventura
#56. Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.
Jesse Ventura
#57. 'The Young and the Restless' is my favorite television show.
Jesse Ventura
#59. Most of us aren't very graceful about not having our needs met, when and how we want them met.
Michael Ventura
#60. I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there.
Jesse Ventura
#61. I don't support abortion. I could never participate in one. But I think it would be a mistake to make them illegal again.
Jesse Ventura
#62. You need to hunt something that can shoot back at you to really classify yourself as a hunter. You need to understand the feeling of what it's like to go into the field and know your opposition can take you out.
Jesse Ventura
#63. Democrats are so spineless, so afraid to go against the tide ... but dissension is the greatest form of patriotism.
Jesse Ventura
#64. I need to shop because generally, I really do style myself. It's easier to wear clothes that are true to who you are. But if it's a headache, I'll ask for help.
Cassie Ventura
#65. I decided to run for governor because I got mad ... I want to make government more directly accountable to the people.
Jesse Ventura
#66. By changing how you perceive things and how you act upon those perceptions, you will change your life.
Chris Prentiss
#67. Enhanced Interrogation is Dick Cheney changing a word, Dick Cheney comes up with a new word to cover his ass!
Jesse Ventura
#68. If the government mandates anything with a price tag on it, then it ought to fund the project.
Jesse Ventura
#69. For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not working.
Jesse Ventura
#70. The SuperPACs and the Citizens United ruling that gives corporations a voice in the political process are all bad news. They made it so you can now lie, and the politician being promoted on that lie will not be held responsible for it.
Jesse Ventura
#71. I love fashion, obviously, but I hate trying on clothes.
Cassie Ventura
#72. You give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
(Larry King Live, May 11, 2009)
Jesse Ventura
#73. If who you are and what you have is what you want, that's perfect. Keep doing what you've been doing and you'll get more of it.
Chris Prentiss
#74. Let me say this: I'm paranoid of the government. They've lost my trust. They've lied to me so many times that I don't know what to believe from them anymore.
Jesse Ventura
#75. Love is by far bigger than the government can ever be.
Jesse Ventura
#76. All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays ... a government wisely acting within its bounds will earn loyalty and respect from its citizens. A government dare not demand the same.
Jesse Ventura
#78. I can't see any difference in government between Bush and Obama apart from the color of their skin.
Jesse Ventura
#79. How come life in prison doesn't mean life? Until it does, we're not ready to do away with the death penalty. Stop thinking in terms of "punishment" for a minute and think in terms of safeguarding innocent people from incorrigible murderers.
Jesse Ventura
#80. My position is that it isn't government's job to mandate patriotism. To me, mandating a pledge of allegiance to a government is something Saddam Hussein would do.
Jesse Ventura
#81. Whenever the government says, 'It's time to move on,' that means there's something they don't want you to know about.
Jesse Ventura
#82. You have chosen to exist, and more than just exist-- you've been chosen to share in the Universal consciousness.
Chris Prentiss
#83. If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.
Jesse Ventura
#84. As governor, there isn't a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on crime. Law enforcement is really a local issue. It's the cops' job to tighten down on criminals.
Jesse Ventura
#86. I will never stand for a national anthem again. I will turn my back and I will raise a fist.
Jesse Ventura
#87. Negative emotions, like depression or anxiety, have been shown to affect our immune system. Stress impedes wound healing.
Chris Prentiss
#88. Al Gore, you've been a real inspiration. But a lot of other people who preach the global warming gospel aren't out to save the world. They're out to run it.
Jesse Ventura
#89. Is it government's job to make up for someone's mistakes?
Jesse Ventura
#90. When you change the way you see and interpret events, suddenly everything will be different for you. Everything will make sense.
Chris Prentiss
#91. I never believe anything in the world of entertainment until it actually happens and the check clears the bank.
Jesse Ventura
#92. I live by the golden rule: Treat others as you'd want them to treat you ...
Jesse Ventura
#93. I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this country.
Jesse Ventura
#94. My children were attacked by the Minnesota media when I was governor.
Jesse Ventura
#95. There are a lot of good causes out there, but they can't possibly all be served by government.
Jesse Ventura
#96. Well my question is if the federal courts don't have jurisdiction over a constitutional question then who the hell does?
Jesse Ventura
#97. I have every right to know how my taxes are spent, how every single penny of it is spent. I have the right to know that.
Jesse Ventura
#98. What we call coincidences, accidental and remarkable events occurring at the same time, are actually circumstances and events that have come into your life to serve a purpose is to benefit you.
Chris Prentiss
#99. Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.
Jesse Ventura
#100. The first thing out of Fidel Castro's mouth to me, he looked me right in the eye and said, 'You're a man of great courage.'
Jesse Ventura
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