Veneklasen Auto Quotes

#1. Gaby wasn't having much luck with cats lately. The stray from yesterday had left her with red welts and a bad dream, and Lemon had just tried to eat her hair.

Angela Cervantes

#2. Impression without expression causes depression. Study without service leads to spiritual stagnation.

Rick Warren

#3. But in case you can't find her let me draw you a map with some crayons, you go past leave us the fuck alone, and turn right at fuck off, and oh look you're in slut country.

J.L. Beck

#4. To do exactly as your neighbors do is the only sensible rule.

Emily Post

#5. I lie in the dirt and pretend his words about my love don't hurt, but they slice me like the ice cold winds of winter. It takes all of the power I have left to lie there quietly and not remind him of the promises he has not kept.

Inger Iversen

#6. Most people, when they are set upon looking into other people's affairs, never turn to examine themselves.

Xenophon

#7. How does a sesame seed stick to a bun? That's magical. There must be some sesame seed glue out there. Either that or they're adhesive on one side. Peel off the backing, place it on the bun.

Mitch Hedberg

#8. The punishment of those who have loved women too much is to love them always.

Joseph Joubert

#9. I sighed. "Mercury must be in retrograde. Everybody's touchy and having it out with someone. I'm trying to remain neutral. I feel like Switzerland.

Suzanne M. Trauth