Vanessa Bayer Quotes

#1. I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it.

Vanessa Bayer

#2. Probably the biggest thing that surprises people is that I am obsessed with hockey. I grew up in the Boston area so I am obsessed with hockey since I was a little kid.

Rob Zombie

#3. Lena: Maybe you don't have to be a Caster to have a power.
Ethan: Maybe you just have to fall for one.

Kami Garcia

#4. The eye altering, alters all.

William Blake

#5. The consciousness of the falsity of present pleasures, and the ignorance of the vanity of absent pleasures, cause inconstancy.

Blaise Pascal

#6. I had been on this improv team at this really great improv theater. It's called iO now. It used to be called Improv Olympic. They have showcases for Lorne Michaels and other writers and people who work at 'SNL' usually about once a year, although I don't know if it always happens.

Vanessa Bayer

#7. I don't start with a design objective, I start with a communication objective. I feel my project is successful if it communicates what it is supposed to communicate.

Mike Davidson

#8. Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.

Vanessa Bayer

#9. When you are mindful of Spirit and connecting to the breath with an open heart, that is yoga.

Dashama Konah Gordon

#10. Education is not a problem. Education is an opportunity.

Lyndon B. Johnson

#11. There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.

Vanessa Bayer

#12. Faith, as Paul saw it, was a living, flaming thing leading to surrender and obedience to the commandments of Christ.

Aiden Wilson Tozer

#13. Where's your hat?"
He squints at me. "Mer? Is that you? Do I need my scarf? Will it be cold, Mummy?

Stephanie Perkins

#14. I am like the perfect horror movie viewer because I do not get scared very easily.

Tania Raymonde

#15. Man must never be treated as a means to the end of the state, but always as an end within himself.

Martin Luther King Jr.

#16. Beauty, I believe, comes from God; therefore, there can be no beauty without goodness.

Baldassare Castiglione

#17. We do survive every moment, after all, except the last one.

John Updike

#18. I feel like I know a lot of music stuff that most people my age don't know, because people that were slightly older were into it.

Vanessa Bayer

#19. Every government must consider the security of the country. That is just part of the responsibilities of any government. But true security can only come out of unity within a country where there are so many ethnic nationalities.

Aung San Suu Kyi

#20. The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.

Vanessa Bayer