Vampire In Brooklyn Funny Quotes

#1. William's mother, dead these six years. He spoke of her with love, but without grief. Six years, and whatever the loss, happiness steals back.

Mary Stewart

#2. Course you can't fucking see, buddy, it's darker than a nun's virgin anus down here.

Charlie Huston

#3. When I started getting so many haters and closed doors, I decided to prove that it could be done. I was a divorced single mother of three at the time and a size 12 - not your typical model artist that labels feel work for the music industry.

Jenni Rivera

#4. OH ROMEO. THOU ART ROMEO. WILL YOU MARRY ME. THOU ART ROMEO.

William Shakespeare

#5. Complaining doesn't do any good," I pointed out. "If the person you complain to is the kind who would listen, they've already done what they can, and anyone else either won't listen, doesn't care, or can't do anything.

L.E. Modesitt Jr.

#6. It's embarrassing to be human.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#7. When you talk or write or film, you work with the music inside you, the music that formed you. Different generations have different musics in them, so whatever they do, it's going to come out differently, and it will speak in beats of their own generation.

Robert Krulwich