Vampire Apocalypse Quotes

#1. Stupidity is the chlorine that cleans out the gene pool.

Scott M. Baker

#2. A woman can lend a man the strength to conquer a kingdom, and bring him to his knees with one breath.

Brandy Nacole

#3. Because we fear a zombie apocalypse? And we hope they're color-blind?

Chloe Neill

#4. If the apocalypse comes...beep me!

Joss Whedon

#5. Joy doesn't exist out in the world somewhere. Joy is an inside job.

Lynn A. Robinson

#6. In the darkened recesses of the Suburban, my opinion of the vampire rose considerably. There were far worse things than having to drink blood to survive. I could tolerate him, so long as he didn't try to make me his next meal.

Rose Wynters

#7. I'm operating on Tiny Teddies and hope

Melissa Keil

#8. Who would want to be the prey in a world full of hunters?

Alexia Purdy

#9. That on a romantic level, if you feel it about somebody and it's pure, it means that they do too.

Sean Penn

#10. Books and harlots have their quarrels in public.

Walter Benjamin

#11. We do not know what really good or bad fortune is.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

#12. Every man, however wise, needs the advice of some sagacious friend in the affairs of life.

Plautus

#13. I think I could get full just smelling this.

Kristen Heitzmann