Valium's Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 31 Valium's Quotes

#1. And it's bad enough to be caught in your underpants but even worse to be caught in your underpants scratching out a valium prescription on someone else's pad. - Author: David Sedaris
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#2. Have you ever gotten to a point where you looked at your own life, thought "Fu** this," and reached for the economy-sized Valium? Ah, suicide. So dark and seductive. - Author: Rebecca O'Donnell
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#3. Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night. - Author: Eminem
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#4. I got so anxious sitting in the make-up chair for hours with my face covered. I had my doctor write a prescription for valium. I couldn't have done it without the pill. - Author: Kim Hunter
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#5. I'd blow someone for a valium," I said in Jacob's ear.
"Maybe he's got one ... but try offering a hand-job first so you retain some leverage. - Author: Jordan Castillo Price
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#6. The enjoyment of a cigar after a hard week gives me a feeling of well-being and relaxation that a Valium could not match. While there may be a more ideal form of stress reduction, I haven't yet discovered anything else as effective and easy. - Author: Lou Gehrig
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#7. Theres a constant struggle going on about how much will be illegal and how much you will be free to take. Can we open the pharmacies? Can we put Valium and Percodan and those sorts of things out on the shelves? I wouldn't take it. I don't know. - Author: Stephen King
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#8. My goldfish is swimming around all excited inside the fishbowl on the fridge so I reach up and drop a Valium in its water. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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#9. I get freaked out by pills. Everyone I know is always like, "I'm just going to take a Valium or an Ambien on the plane." But I can't do any of that stuff - it scares me. - Author: Natalie Portman
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#10. Cricket is baseball on Valium. - Author: Robin Williams
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#11. The winter passed as slowly and peacefully as a boa constrictor digesting a valium addict. - Author: Tom Robbins
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#12. I just like the idea of pills. I like to collect them but not actually take them. When I fell off my horse, I got tons of stuff: Demerol and Vicodin and Xanax and Valium and Oxycontin, which is supposed to be like heroin. And I'm quite scared to take them. I'm a control freak. - Author: Madonna Ciccone
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#13. Something like Valium," she suggested, "but not Valium." It sounded like a riddle - Author: Nicholas Dodman
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#14. Finest kind of dope. Book-Valium. No more heebie-jeebies. No more whim-whams - Author: Stephen King
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#15. Mashed potato is the gentile's chicken soup. It's nature's tranquilizer. I take it instead of valium. - Author: Andrew Payne
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#16. JOHNNA: What pills does she take? BEVERLY: Valium. Vicodin. Darvon, Darvocet. Percodan, Percocet. Xanax for fun. OxyContin in a pinch. Some Black Mollies once, just to make sure I was still paying attention. And of course Dilaudid. I shouldn't forget Dilaudid. - Author: Tracy Letts
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#17. What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"
"Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me."
Max: (tries to punch him)
"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it."
Max: (screams and runs into bathroom) - Author: James Patterson
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#18. Valium rubs out speech marks and pops thought-bubbles. - Author: David Mitchell
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#19. But one led to two, two led to four, four led to eight, until at the end it was about 85 a day - the doctors could not believe I was taking that much. And that was just the valium - I'm not talking about the other pills I went through. - Author: Corey Haim
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#20. Over-familiar, the music has become a kind of audio-Valium, background music rather than something I listen to actively and attentively. A gin and tonic after a long day. A shame, I think, because while each note remains the same, I used to hear them differently. It used to sound better. - Author: David Nicholls
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#21. I could only tolerate an afternoon if I took a triple amount of the stated dose of valium prescribed by my GP (who would soon take his own life). - Author: Steven Morrissey
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#22. It all began, I suppose, with learning to build fires - to warm the cave and keep the predators out. And it ended with time-release Valium. - Author: Walter Tevis
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#23. When it comes to flying, I am a nervous passenger but a confident drinker and Valium-swallower. - Author: Martin Amis
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#24. I think I can safely conclude that there is not a lot to be said for playing chess while on Valium. - Author: Tony Miles
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#25. Maybe you feel pressure to be positive because so many people rely on your good, fake-positive energy? If that's the case, screw everybody else. You're not a bottle of Valium. - Author: Augusten Burroughs
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#26. Down in the national news section, there's an article on a new pill, the 'Valium' they're calling it, 'to help women cope with everyday challenges.' God, I could use about ten of those little pills right now. - Author: Kathryn Stockett
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#27. Viagra, Valtrex, Valium... you fuck enough strangers, you're taking a blue pill with a "V" on it. - Author: Tyler Knight
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#28. I call her Val because it's short for Valium and I always tell her she needs to take that shit by the bucketful. I wasn't lying when I said she was fucking crazy. - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#29. Diazapam (that's valium), temazepam, lithium, ECT, HRT - how long must I stay on this stuff? Don't give me anymore! - Author: Morrissey
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#30. Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Author: Robin Williams
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#31. Valium would have helped that bash. - Author: Lou Reed
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