Valentine's Day Without You Quotes

#1. May your Valentine's Day be filled with adoration, pampering, and a pair of gorgeous, tiny-heeled Jimmy Choo sandals that are completely useless in this weather. Just remember: You are totally worth it.

Cecily Von Ziegesar

#2. I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare let the day go by without making an offering, whether you mean it or not. Money exceeds affection.

Andy Rooney

#3. On valentine's day every girl should deserve a rose rather than one

PureDragonWolf

#4. I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. My favorite romantic comedy is 'When Harry Met Sally.'

Ginnifer Goodwin

#5. Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!

Greg Giraldo

#6. Sharing oft leaves less.
But with love the more we share,
the fuller our hearts.

J. Benson

#7. I'm very Italian, so I love cooking for friends. Whether it's Valentine's Day and my boyfriend and girlfriends' boyfriends are away, or someone's in town, or someone had a baby, I cook.

Sofia Milos

#8. Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!

Thomas Hood

#9. Your skin reminds me of everything beautiful I've ever loved ...
how the moon gets jealous at how you mock her crescent figure with the shape of your mouth ...
echo of unborn galaxies bounce forth through your vocal chords ...

Brandi L. Bates

#10. Valentine's Day itself, like most holidays in the modern era, has been heavily influenced by commercialism that focuses on the appeal of romantic fantasies.

Aberjhani

#11. You're going to make me dance to this, aren't you?" he asked.
"It's Valentine's Day, Finch. Pretend I'm a boy."
He laughed, pulling me into his arms. "It's hard to do that when you're wearing a short pink dress."
"Whatever. Like you've never seen a boy in a dress."
Finch shrugged. "True.

Jamie McGuire

#12. Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I.

David Letterman

#13. I think men and women will both agree that one of the perks of being single on Valentine's Day is that you get to keep your money in your pocket.

Sevyn Streeter

#14. The 99 Cent Only Store is calling itself your Valentine's Day headquarters. Guys, if that's your Valentine's Day headquarters, you can also call the garage your new home.

Jay Leno

#15. I like doing something romantic with a girl on Valentine's Day, like making her dinner and keeping it simple. The more quality time, the better.

Spencer Boldman

#16. My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside Made in Taiwan!

Leopold Fechtner

#17. I hate Valentine's day. It is a day for nothing but disappointment.

Larisa Oleynik

#18. A broke man's lover doesn't feel 'loved' on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine's Day.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#19. Death, jewelry, or magic; it sounded like Valentine's Day.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#20. Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time.

Emma McLaughlin

#21. She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.

Milton Berle

#22. The only thing we should scream into the world is love.

Jill Telford

#23. When I got old enough to date, I realized that Valentine's Day is just a commercial marketing scam to make men feel bad. So I let my boyfriends off the hook.

Evangeline Lilly

#24. Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

David Letterman

#25. What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute.

Aberjhani

#26. You are a work of art.

Steven Morrissey

#27. I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?

Jay Leno

#28. Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.

Jon Stewart

#29. As the World Champion, every day is pretty much like Valentine's Day for me - as far as hooking up with the ladies.

Judah Friedlander

#30. I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day ... Chlamydia.

Frankie Boyle

#31. I need you forever, for you are my teddy.

Vikrmn

#32. Give me Pablo Neruda, picnic beneath a full moon & iridescent stars, black olives, cherries, dark things, canoe on a river ... that's romance.

Brandi L. Bates