Top 9 Valentine's Day Parody Quotes

#1. And what would our ideas of God, of religion, be like if they had come to us through the minds of women? Ever think of that?

Tom Robbins

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#2. It's not prowess if you watch 5 hours of TV a day. It's just how you choose to spend your time.

Patrick Rothfuss

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#3. The worst part is knowing what would have been.

Stephenie Meyer

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#4. Fast is fine, but accuracy is final.

Wyatt Earp

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#5. God wants you to understand that it is a life of faith, not a life of emotional enjoyment of His blessings.

Oswald Chambers

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#6. The storm is over, there is sunlight in my heart. I have a glass of wine and sit thinking of what has passed.

P.G. Wodehouse

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#7. I started out wanting to be an actor and I like to give actors as much as possible. I love writing stuff where they can really lose control.

Elizabeth Meriwether

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#8. He's been sent by the devil to destabilize something that was already fragile. How could I fall in love so quickly with someone I don't even know?

Paulo Coelho

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#9. After 'Breaking Bad,' people are very frightened of who I am. They back away from me on the street.

Giancarlo Esposito

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