Top 12 Valentine's Day Humorous Quotes

#1. If you come to me you will be leaping into the abyss.

Franz Kafka

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#2. The problems of today can only be solved at a higher level of thinking than that which created them

Albert Einstein

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#3. There's nothing like stories on a windy night when folks have found a warm place in a cold world.

Stephen King

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#4. We don't argue if drug companies create drugs that can cure humans and charge lots of money for them, even though we all have these diseases. It will be pretty hard to make a different argument for genes.

Leroy Hood

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#5. [She] was a remarkable looking woman. Remarkable in that she wasn't what most people would call beautiful. But she oozed a raw femaleness that I was certain made most women uncomfortable and sent men walking into walls. And when she smiled. Well. That was magic.

Beth Hoffman

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#6. I don't walk off and come back for encores. I figure I can add four weeks to my life that way.

Colin Hay

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#7. Don't go looking at me like that because you'll wear your eyes out.

Emile Zola

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#8. I classify myself as a student and a teacher. This year, I'm back into the student. I try to stay balanced. I learn so much every time I walk about my door.

Meredith Brooks

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#9. Bryn was pretty sure Jaxon would rather do a rendition of "I'm a Little Teapot" while wearing nothing but black socks and a Viking helmet than dance with her.

Chris Cannon

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#10. I think maintaining relationships with my friends, my mother, my manager, they're all important.

Christina Applegate

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#11. I have questioned God sometimes whether prayers have gone unanswered. But answered prayer is still harder to believe.

David Wilkerson

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#12. I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.

LIZ

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