Vagisan Quotes

#1. I was wise enough to never grow up while fooling most people into believing I had.

Margaret Mead

#2. The more I practise, the luckier I become

Gary Player

#3. The hardest part of changing things is knowing how much needs changing,

Martina Boone

#4. Balance Sheets are meaningless. Our accounting systems are still based on the assumption that 80% of costs are manual labor.

Peter Drucker

#5. It's convenient how men get to sign their names to these little creations without doing much more than having an orgasm and assembling a crib.

Tarryn Fisher

#6. I have little children, 5 1/2 and 1 1/2, and I thought I should document my life, because by the time they're in the mid-20s, they'll be able to say, 'This is what he did.'

Tommy Mottola

#7. Oh, both my shoes are shiny new,
And pristine is my hat
My dress is 1922 ...
My life is all like that.

Dorothy Parker

#8. It teekles nozzing like Jock Torrance would like to teekle you, madame.

Stephen King

#9. It hurt to look so I forced myself to keep looking.

Laurelin Paige

#10. But he did decide vegetatively, as a bean when once tossed aside must decide if it ought to germinate or had better let things be.

Patrick Suskind

#11. You must be a power on earth, and must therefore accept all the consequences of this position.

Lajos Kossuth

#12. (I know that last statement seems obvious. Everyone who meets me is fortunate, but you take my meaning.)

Rick Riordan