Uywar Quotes

#1. Referring to Russian commissars as half-gramophones, half-gangsters.

George Orwell

#2. I went to art school actually when I was sixteen years old.

David Hockney

#3. PPROBLEM: You "forget" to take off your shoes in the house.

SOLUTION: There's no solution to this. She'll divorce you if you don't take off your shoes.

Phil Schwarzmann

#4. We're squirrels in human form, she whispered. And so are you.

Audrey Niffenegger

#5. I don't go to movies for redemption - if I want that, I'll go to church!

Anson Mount

#6. The last book I picked up had a picture of the Stranger on the front cover. Although his eyes were not nearly as beautiful in my dream state, they still took my breath away. I opened it up curiously and there was one word written in a large, bolded font: FATE.

Markelle Grabo

#7. Sakaki: " ... Why can't we just talk it over ... ?"
Tomo: "You can't talk to cats.

Kiyohiko Azuma

#8. I train myself for triumph by knowing it is mine no matter what.

Audre Lorde

#9. Some say vegetarianism is an alternative diet, but it is the original diet, the plan designed by God.

James Marcus

#10. The meaning of volleyball, is to give meaning to volleyball, as the meaning of coaching is to give meaning to coaching.

John Kessel

#11. Two things are owed to truthfulness: lasting marriages and short friendships.

Robert Breault

#12. That's the number one thing I hear about humans. You have all these choices, so you're confused all the time, and you think so much that you're never happy.

Ned Vizzini

#13. Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.

P.G. Wodehouse

#14. Yeah, it's true. I've got a boyfriend. Outside of the octagon, outside of this business, he's my world. Nobody even comes close.

Maris Black