Usometions Quotes

#1. The answer to the question What really works? is simple: Nothing really works, at least not all the time. That's not the nature of the business world. But that insight, however accurate, isn't of much comfort. Management

Philip M. Rosenzweig

#2. A pretty girl who is naked / is worth a million statues

E. E. Cummings

#3. It's easier to play quirky characters and hide behind wardrobe and make-up, especially.

William Sanderson

#4. The key to happiness is loving yourself. For years I have struggled to reach this point and even now at the age of 20 I will be honest in saying I am not 100% there yet. However, I will say I am much closer to that 100 than I was 5 years ago.

Gabriela M. Sanchez

#5. Love thy neighbor as thyself. Unless he calls you names. Then do not love him, run in the opposite direction and throw a gerbil at his door.

Coco J. Ginger

#6. Incredible the animal that first dreamed of another animal.

Carlos Fuentes

#7. Are there sexual fetishes that involve books? There must be. I try not to imagine how they might work.

Robin Sloan

#8. In order to pass the time I told him the story of the German who ate the other German whom he'd met on the internet.

Michel Houellebecq

#9. I know who the real hero is, and it isn't me or brave Lanaya. It's an old man with a white beard and a walking stick and a heart so big it won't let him stop thinking he can change the world by writing down things in a book no one will ever read.

Rodman Philbrick

#10. I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.

Tommy Cooper

#11. So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him!

William Shakespeare