Urgh Police Quotes

#1. I grew up in Denver, Colorado. After high school I went to Vegas.

Paul Taylor

#2. He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat; He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat. Oh! be swift my soul to answer him, be jubilant my feet! Our God is marching on.

Julia Ward Howe

#3. Strike when thou wilt, the hour of rest, but let my last days be my best.

Robert Browning

#4. I'm not a child," Eliza argued with the closed double doors. "I'm a grown woman. With accomplishments and bosoms and everything.

Tessa Dare

#5. Why not believe in miracles, create them, invite them for dinner, and offer them a place to stay every single day? Just because we have not doesn't mean we cannot.

Kelly Corbet

#6. If you want to dry hump someone you don't know, just act like they were choking.

Demetri Martin

#7. The happy never say, and never hear said, farewell.

Walter Savage Landor

#8. That body did not bleed while I carried it, Nesbit. You touch it but a moment, and it bleeds."
"No, I didn't kill her."
... "The dead always know who to blame. They are very good that way.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#9. Personal hatreds and rivalry loomed larger in most senator's minds than the good of the Republic. [A big problem then and now]

Adrian Goldsworthy

#10. We do not always appreciate the role the Queen has played in one of the most significant changes in the past 60 years: the transformation of Britain into a multi-ethnic, multi-faith society. No one does interfaith better than the Royal family, and it starts with the Queen herself.

Jonathan Sacks

#11. One of the greatest tools you have as a songwriter is anonymity. If someone knows too much about the songwriter, they don't get to insert their own characters. I don't want the audience thinking about the gay guy who wrote the song.

Shane McAnally