Uproarious Laughter Quotes

#1. I have an ugly day every month; pimples on my face, I'm fat and in a bad mood. It's more like an ugly week!

Rihanna

#2. It's like this, by not giving my album a classic rating, you diminish your magazine's credibility. And that's real.

Kanye West

#3. Show business got really tainted for me.

Anna Chlumsky

#4. Then the weeks rolled by in a sinister psych ward haze filled with white-coated orderlies and rocking whack-job patients torn straight from some old Jack Nicholson film, all anti-psychotic meds and padded lonely cells ...

Shannon Celebi

#5. Of course I played. It was my only solace.

Patrick Rothfuss

#6. No one wants to do it with a chick who smells like bacon."
Her brow creases. "Everybody loves bacon.

Sarah Ockler

#7. To delight in war is a merit in the soldier, a dangerous quality in the captain, and a positive crime in the statesman.

George Santayana

#8. There was a sound you could smell / like you were inhaling tomorrow.

Cameron Conaway

#9. Money you haven't earned is not good for you.

Robert Maxwell

#10. Nuclear bombs have made mass murder a reality. Nuclear bombs threaten humankind.

Bernard Lown

#11. I'm so central to YouTube now, and that puts me in the spotlight and raises a lot of questions like, 'Why is he so big?'

PewDiePie

#12. I was interested about how relationships change as you get older. You are great friends in your 20s. In your 30s, you get married. Your 40s are all about your kids. In your 50s, you get divorced, and your friendships become primary again.

Hanya Yanagihara

#13. The best divorce is the kind where there are no children. That was my first divorce. You walk out the door and you never look back.

Nora Ephron

#14. Religions in general have to rediscover their roots. In Hinduism and the Koran, animals are described as equals. If you walk into a cathedral and look at the decorations of early Christianity, there are vines, animals, creatures and birds thriving all over the stonework.

Margaret Atwood