Until Hell Freezes Over Quotes

#1. Another female household-hinter gave me a recipe for a big hearty main dish of elbow macaroni, mint jelly, lima beans, mayonnaise and cheese baked until 'hot and yummy.' Unless my taste buds are paralyzed, this dish could be baked until hell freezes over and it might get hot but never 'yummy.

Betty MacDonald

#2. I expect to fight that proposition until hell freezes over. Then I propose to start fighting on the ice.

Russell B. Long

#3. We'll fight 'em until hell freezes over, then we'll fight 'em on the ice.

Dutch Meyer

#4. The professor is not merely an information dispensing machine, but a skilled navigator of a complex landscape.

William Badke

#5. He clears his throat. 'Do you want to go to a movie or something?' The wings stop flapping. 'I can't. I'm sort of under house arrest.'
'Till when?'
'Till pigs fly and hell freezes over.'
'Soon, then.'
'Any minute.

Laura Ruby

#6. The universe explodes, hell freezes, and Shane does something resonable.

Rachel Caine

#7. He'll let you go when you can comport yourself as a lady." I snorted. Like that would ever happen. "When Hell freezes over." At his arched brow, I flushed and amended my statement, "Again.

Eve Langlais

#8. Only if a child feels right can he think right.

Haim Ginott

#9. The Harvard researchers wrote.24 In 1985, Car and Driver magazine printed an issue with the cover line "Hell Freezes Over," announcing NUMMI's accomplishments. The worst auto factory on earth had become one of the most productive plants in existence, using the same workers as before. Then,

Charles Duhigg

#10. My god
is frozen-mouth. She is get-out-of-this-town-

or-hell-freezes-over. She is paycheck
to paycheck. Each night when she goes to bed, my god

kisses her kids' clean faces, then, thanking herself, her own.

Jennifer Givhan

#11. When are you going to admit that you are avoiding me because you're hot for me?"
"When hell freezes over."
Trevor-Raven

Ellen Schreiber

#12. Maybe you'll win when hell freezes over."
He raised an eyebrow.
"That could be easily arranged.

Aimee Carter

#13. Dare I ask Mao and his Communist Party?
I fear my throat will be cut into two pieces.
In the name of revolution, for thought crimes,
Such questions can turn me to ashes.

Zoe S. Roy

#14. I'll join you when Hell freezes over," said Neville. "Dumbledore's Army!" he shouted, and there was an answering cheer from the crowd, whom Voldemort's Silencing Charms seemed unable to hold.

J.K. Rowling

#15. I'd rather be a thin dog running free than a fat one in chains

Thabiso Monkoe

#16. There are a lot of people who haven't got the brains for their educations.

Vera Caspary

#17. It took me 42 years to write this song, and 5 minutes to sing it.
[On The Heart of the Matter, during the Eagles' Hell Freezes Over tour.]

Don Henley