Unscrewed Theatre Quotes

#1. When I'm crusty and old, either of these two sentences will be constantly uttered by my wrinkled mouth.

Yes, I was once on the NY Times Best Seller's List,or,Yeah, I wrote that book that only earned a few pennies

Either of the two makes me a writer, and that's what matters.

Vergielyn

#2. There's a vested interest in trying to keep people smoking cigarettes.

Sylvia Earle

#3. Donald Rumsfeld also lost his gig last week. When asked what his future plans are, Rumsfeld said, 'What's a plan?'

Bill Maher

#4. I went to the University of Washington in Seattle. This was a very good place to study, and I learned a lot. But it wasn't the right place for my Ph.D.

Robert Mundell

#5. You see, in this country are a number of youths who do not like to work, and the college is an excellent place for them.

L. Frank Baum

#6. And I agree that you should be basking in my glory ... especially since I took a stake through the heart to save your life." I couldn't help but grin. "And it didn't even take you twenty-four hours to remind me." "One uses the tools at one's disposal, Sentinel.

Chloe Neill

#7. Just as a war fought in winter demands different behavior and equipment from a war in the summer, human beings must learn to respect their own seasons, and not try to act when it is time to wait, not try to wait at a time of action.

Paulo Coelho

#8. Nothing is more confused than to be ordered into a war to die or to be maimed for life without the faintest idea of what's going on.

Hanoi Hannah

#9. If Shankly was the Anfield foreman, Paisley was the brickie, ready to build an empire with his own hands.

Tommy Smith

#10. Sexy is a girl who's comfortable with herself. Long legs are beautiful ... and also a nice neck.

Scott Speedman