Unprocessed Linen Quotes

#1. I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.

Rodney Dangerfield

#2. Watson."
"What?"
"I'm sorry I picked a fight with you," Holmes said sleepily. "But you should know I had a good reason."
"I know, I was being an idiot."
"No, it wasn't your fault. The note said you'd be killed if you stayed, so I fixed it. I was horrible until you went away.

Brittany Cavallaro

#3. Longing becomes more poignant if in the distance you can't tell whether your friend is going away or coming back. The pushing away pulls you in.

Coleman Barks

#4. Everyone I know who is successful has issues with their father, regardless of whether it was sports or business or entertainment.

Bret Easton Ellis

#5. I'm definitely not a traditionalist, because a traditionalist would be going to church every Sunday.

Oprah Winfrey

#6. My humanitarian work evolved from being with my family. My mom, my dad, they really set a great example for giving back. My mom was a nurse, my dad was a school teacher. But my mom did a lot of things for geriatrics and elderly people. She would do home visits for free.

Cat Cora

#7. All I know is that when I whisper to dirt, my conversations are less than meaningful.

Maggie Stiefvater

#8. I'm not excited when bands strip things down. I'm not excited by the White Stripes.

Matt Tong

#9. If Home Depot doesn't have it, Mark Bradford doesn't need it.

Mark Bradford

#10. Our exterior world affects our internal landscape, our inner world affects our interpretation of physical sense impressions, and the combination of emotions, thoughts, and physical sensations influences how we address reality.

Kilroy J. Oldster

#11. Katherine screwed her nose up at the taste of the instant coffee.
Grace laughed. "Trust me. You love this stuff. You can't start your day without it."
"Well that is just depressing," Katherine murmured, chasing a pea around her plate with a plastic fork.

Patti Roberts

#12. Resorting to violence and the use of force at holy sites is unacceptable, whatever the reason might be.

Ahmet Necdet Sezner

#13. A positive attitude gives you power over your circumstances instead of your circumstances having power over you.

Joyce Meyer

#14. The cabinet has no propositions to make, but orders to give.

Charles De Gaulle