Unofficial Uiuc Quotes

#1. I'm a very bad impersonator so I can't even remember if I've ever done a sports person. I mean, I think I was Bruce Jenner once but I don't think I said anything in the sketch I was just sitting there in a like a bronze track suit. No dialogue. They don't trust me with dialogue.

Will Forte

#2. The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.

Dave Barry

#3. I would do this for free as long as you're doing it for free.

Deion Sanders

#4. Coral reefs represent some of the world's most spectacular beauty spots, but they are also the foundation of marine life: without them many of the sea's most exquisite species will not survive.

Sheherazade Goldsmith

#5. I know of no country, indeed, where the love of money has taken a stronger hold on the affections of men.

Alexis De Tocqueville

#6. I try never to take myself for granted as somebody who should be out there speaking. Rather, I'm doing it only because I feel there's something important that needs to be conveyed.

Angela Y. Davis

#7. A loaf of bread, the Walrus said, Is what we chiefly need: Pepper and vinegar besides Are very good indeed
Now if you're ready, Oysters, dear, We can begin to feed!

Lewis Carroll

#8. I am just beginning to understand what it is to paint. A painter should have two lives, one in which to learn, and one in which to practice his art.

Pierre Bonnard

#9. Are you just going to stand there frying hamburgers while your child could be dying in a fire?

Yoko Ogawa