Unnnatural Quotes

#1. The music of the spinning wheel will be as balm to your soul.

Mahatma Gandhi

#2. I believe novels can have secrets from their author, a notion I imagine would appall Nabokov.

Steve Erickson

#3. Lack of understanding is always painful.

Byron Katie

#4. I'm a big romantic, traditional, cheesy guy.

Josh Hutcherson

#5. Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.

Marquis De Sade

#6. You will fail, and when you do it's imperative that you not hope for things to get easier, but instead harness a desire for you to be better.

Noel DeJesus

#7. Opinion is called the queen of the world; it is so, for when reason opposes it, it is condemned to death. It must rise twenty times from its ashes to gradually drive away the usurper.

Voltaire

#8. By writing much, one learns to write well.

Robert Southey

#9. An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness.

Robert Breault

#10. Stereotyping reduces individuals to an average, whereas science recognizes that many people fall outside the average range for their group.

Simon Baron-Cohen

#11. I've got a great collection of photography.

Elton John

#12. The good people of a nation always vote a bad leader as a president in Africa

Aboagye Williamson De-graft

#13. I hated lying to my family.
I had no choice.
As a werewolf, the pack'd go apeshit if they found out I'd spent the last few months shagging a cat.

~Kyle Larsen

J.A. Belfield

#14. The bigger the lie, the more believable it becomes to the average Arab citizen. Thus, Arab media never fail to be less than outrageous. They blamed the defeat on none other than Israel, as though self-defense and self-preservation was not a right to be exercised by the Jewish enemy.

Nonie Darwish