Unknown Insect Quotes

#1. You've no idea how wonderful toilet paper is until it's taken away from you by an unfeeling universe. I think it's the defining characteristic of human civilization, the ability to manufacture something decent to wipe your ass on.

Peter F. Hamilton

#2. If we are to do justice to the essence of the thing we call spirit, we should really speak of a "higher" consciousness rather than of the unconscious.

C. G. Jung

#3. The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion.

Richard Engel

#4. Open duh computer." Germans ought to farm out all positions of petty authority. The accent remained too full of implication.

Jonathan Lethem

#5. Her boozy breath was day-old, but of quality of Origin. Malt whisky, Carl guessed. The air was so thick with it, an expert would probably be able to determine the vintage.

Jussi Adler-Olsen

#6. He's assisting me with a personal project."

Melody grinned. "Uh-huh, right. You couldn't find your tonsils so he stopped by to help you look for them. Search to be continued this Friday. If you want my advice, you should have him hunt for something really important, like your G-spot.

Samanthe Beck

#7. Travelling, I worry about luggage, prices, and strange food. At home, I am free to broaden my mind by thinking about the higher things.

Mason Cooley

#8. I'm a pathetic haggler and often give more than the original price out of a misplaced sense of duty.

Joanna Lumley

#9. I wasn't an academic. I hated maths and science at school. I couldn't concentrate.

Michelle Dockery

#10. Most people in Night Vale get by with a cobbled-together framework of lies and assumptions and conspiracy theories. Diane was like most people. Most people are.

Joseph Fink

#11. Stupid heart, Stupid Girl!

Shannon Delany

#12. [Show] business is tough. You never know who or what's real. It's tough when you get in this business, if you have no grounded foundation other than Hollywood, because this business isn't real. We're getting paid to do what we love, but it isn't real.

Columbus Short

#13. I tune everything out.

Joshua Ledet

#14. Peace out, enjoy life and live the adventure, boom.

Louis Cole

#15. Sounds of vernal showers
On the twinkling grass,
Rain awaken'd flowers,
All that ever was
Joyous, and clear, and fresh, thy music doth surpass

Percy Bysshe Shelley