University Of Oklahoma Sayings

#1. I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.

Colin Quinn

#2. University of Oklahoma. He spent his summers on a farm in Pennsylvania, not far from Roseto - although that, of course, didn't mean much, since Roseto

Malcolm Gladwell

#3. He was no longer an individual, functioning solely to satisfy his personal needs. Something now bound him to every other man and woman in this hangar. All

George Lucas

#4. The recipe for success ... customers will get what they want, when they want it ... you will see more revenue, greater brand loyalty, real relationships, and a competitive edge.

Martin Zwilling

#5. Everything takes longer than you think it should, except for some things that don't take as long.

Peg Bracken

#6. As we all know, there is no underwear in space.

Carrie Fisher

#7. Coaching at Texas and playing at the University of Oklahoma, I had the opportunity to see a lot of guys in Texas - Texas lettermen - who I played against.

Darrell Royal

#8. We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.

Rodney Dangerfield

#9. For my undergraduate work, I went to Oklahoma State University and graduated from there in 1977.

Anita Hill

#10. I deeply regret those situations that have blemished the image of the University of Oklahoma, and I hope that I can rectify the embarrassment I have brought the university.

Brian Bosworth

#11. In an infinite universe, every point can be regarded as the center, because every point has an infinite number of stars on each side of it. The

Stephen Hawking

#12. There is nothing in science which teaches the origin of anything at all.

Lord Kelvin

#13. As an undergrad, I studied engineering physics at the University of Oklahoma, and all my degrees are from engineering departments. My father wanted me to join him in the oil-field business in Oklahoma, but I wanted to be a scientist.

Paul McEuen

#14. On issues carrying as much emotional freight as race - and there aren't many - a U.S. senator needs to speak with care and consistency. Otherwise, he could find people speaking at his own retirement tribute.

Gordon Smith

#15. I am the mild-mannered organic chemistry teacher at the University of Oklahoma.

Donna Nelson

#16. Just think about it: what in the name of God would Alabama be without the University of Alabama? What would Oklahoma be without the University of Oklahoma? Nothing.

Dan Jenkins