Univac Quotes

#1. Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of these computers an entire day to send an email to the other one, which would immediately delete it, because it was a Viagra ad.

Dave Barry

#2. UNIVAC: a device, which contained 20,000 vacuum tubes, occupied 1,500 square feet and weighed 40 tons; there was also a laptop version weighing 27 tons.

Dave Barry

#3. Well, fear and homophobia are both pervasive.

Kathy Acker

#4. Platforms - they come and go, but storytelling is forever.

Michelle Phan

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Stacie Evans

#6. I think the police and the FBI are quite capable of sacrificing the rights of a private citizen to what they consider the public interest.

Rex Stout

#7. The mind can absorb no more than the seat can endure.

Morton Blackwell

#8. Jodi Melnick is hotly self-absorbed. Her onstage musicians are much too loud, and like so many narcissistic performers, she goes on much too long: She's interested in herself; why wouldn't we be?

Robert Gottlieb

#9. Such help as we can give to each other in this world is a debt to each other; and the man who perceives a superiority or a capacity in a subordinate, and neither confesses nor assists it, is not merely the withholder of kindness, but the committer of injury.

John Ruskin

#10. When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?

Henry Rollins

#11. All true wealth is biological.

Lois McMaster Bujold

#12. I'm glad He had the never while staring into space, to give this universe a time and place.

George Strait

#13. [Cus D'Amato] told me, 'You're the type of guy who has to be hurt to learn.' I'm pissed off today because he was right about everything

Mike Tyson