Top 13 Uniquely Funny Quotes

#1. They left a trail of hopscotch behind them, Mellie always thinking of ways to make it harder. They'd be jumping along in the dust, barefoot, with licorice drops in their mouths, feeling as though they had run off with everything in that town that was worth having.

Marilynne Robinson

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#2. To create architecture is to put in order. Put what in order? Function and objects.

Le Corbusier

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#3. I was on various anti-depressants, but not for long - I didn't function very well on them. I felt sort of flattened out.

Jack Dee

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#4. How should they know? I can't reveal
to a single friend what my soul conceals,
whom I'm in love with or what I believe -
my dreams, my thoughts - or why I grieve.

Hristo Botev

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#5. The United States is already antique.

Huey Newton

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#6. Ritual numbs the brain. Repetition is grass for sheep.

Karen Marie Moning

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#7. I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

J.R.R. Tolkien

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#8. Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests.

Thornton Wilder

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#9. To think is of itself to be useful; it is always and in all cases a striving toward God.

Victor Hugo

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#10. Greenfly, it's difficult to see Why God, who made the rose, made thee.

A.P. Herbert

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#11. I've had a pretty good lesson in human nature. It's more important to try to surround yourself with people who can give you a little happiness, because you only pass through this life once, Jack. You don't come back for an encore.

Elvis Presley

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#12. Well, you can say there is a self driving car. I'm seeing the automation of vehicles. Really, computer-assisted driving. I think that is really interesting to us because we are taking all of the sensors technologies and putting them in cars and making people safer.

Tony Fadell

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#13. It will take as long as it takes. Your work is to take the time and make the space. Everything else is beyond your influence.

Vironika Tugaleva

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