Unintentionally Hilarious Quotes

#1. Unintentional foreshadowing is unintentionally hilarious.

Sarah Wendell

#2. We learned at an early age that it was men's interpretation of our religion that restricted women's opportunities, not our religion itself. Islam in fact had been quite progressive toward women from its inception ...

Benazir Bhutto

#3. You are what you are, because of, or in spite of past experiences

Anonymous

#4. Each day is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift to Him.

T.D. Jakes

#5. I discovered it, ventured into it, and before long, sir, you too will have passed through my Arabian tunnel!

Jules Verne

#6. Leave words to them whom words, not doings, move.

Arthur Symons

#7. I saw so many radically different versions of Iraq. It would have been difficult for me to come back and think, 'This is the Iraq experience.'

Phil Klay

#8. The firmest purpose of a woman's heart to well-timed, artful flattery may yield.

George Lillo

#9. Much of the work of every life is done in the dark.

Julia Ward Howe

#10. For life to be meaningful, you must have a challenge.

Roma Downey

#11. Life can be moulded anyway that you would like.

Steven Redhead

#12. A dramatic thing, the first time you stand up to your dad.

Lenny Kravitz

#13. You can't play "How will you do it... if you are on my place..." - Now you feel comfortable from that side... you feel that it's right from your side... so you put that as a peace in the recipe and some extra ingredients you add and look you just created the best lie as being in my state.

Deyth Banger

#14. To forget pain is to be painless; to forget care is to be rid of it; to go abroad is to accomplish both.

Mark Twain

#15. Here is the place called Awake. On the other side of this line is the country of Asleep. And you see this shaded area in between? Don't linger there. It is No Man's Land.

Ann-Marie MacDonald

#16. The only psychologist from whom I have anything to learn.

Friedrich Nietzsche