Top 14 Unintentional Humor Quotes

#1. You shouldn't ask questions when you know at heart you'd prefer not to hear the answers.

Julie Anne Long

Unintentional Humor Quotes #208991
#2. I'm sorry, anal sex," Beavers continued, embarrassed by her slip of the tongue.

Dale Carpenter

Unintentional Humor Quotes #282119
#3. Remember the Wizard Archer's drill arrows that rescued the entombed miners? Well, we're drilling holes in your swiss cheese building to rescue you from a costly boner!

Robert Bernstein

Unintentional Humor Quotes #380400
#4. Japan's experience suggests the importance of assessing the sustainability of price stability over a fairly long period, which many central banks have emphasized in recent years.

Toshihiko Fukui

Unintentional Humor Quotes #705714
#5. And often Lisa thought bitterly of the ideas she had held on "college life" before coming to Denton, ideas and images culled from a hundred magazine stories and as many movies. Where were the convertibles, the secret bottles of liquor, the gay young men and their wild girl friends?

Grace Metalious

Unintentional Humor Quotes #1032149
#6. I'm the kind of person you want to kill.

Jodi Picoult

Unintentional Humor Quotes #1055586
#7. ObamaCare is, really, I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery - and it is slavery, in a way, because it is making all of us subservient to the government. It was never about health care; it was about control.

Ben Carson

Unintentional Humor Quotes #1160763
#8. The erosion of equal opportunity is among the greatest threats to our exceptionalism as a nation. But it also provides us with an exciting and historic opportunity: to help more people than ever achieve the American Dream.

Marco Rubio

Unintentional Humor Quotes #1233079
#9. If Congress doesn't raise taxes, you cannot get a private investment account without forgoing a portion, possibly all, of your guaranteed benefit check.

Grace Napolitano

Unintentional Humor Quotes #1422526
#10. I like old people when they have aged well. And old houses with an accumulation of sweet honest living in them are good. And the timelessness that only the passing of Time itself can give to objects both inside and outside the spirit is a continuing reassurance.

M.F.K. Fisher

Unintentional Humor Quotes #1456290
#11. Water liked to be free. Given time, water could overcome any barrier, and it hated to be trapped, just like Percy.

Rick Riordan

Unintentional Humor Quotes #1463508
#12. Let me tell you something, I have never stated this, but you idiots refer to me as some moroon, I have a aster and a lwa degree. I simply cannot take the bar because of my stupid past in my 20's. You people do not want to go up against m on education because most of you will lose badly.

Larry Sinclair

Unintentional Humor Quotes #1523996
#13. A friendliness, as of dwarfs shaking hands, was in the air...

E. M. Forster

Unintentional Humor Quotes #1524364
#14. When I went into the seminary, I was one of those victims of New Math and had not had Algebra I and had no idea what we were doing in New Math in the ninth grade. But when I went into the seminary, they had gone the traditional route and taught first-year algebra.

Clarence Thomas

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