Top 29 Unicycle Quotes
#1. Murray sounds like a blindfolded man riding a unicycle on the rim of the pit of doom, the men actually facing the danger are all so taciturn that you might as well try interviewing the cars themselves.
Clive James
#2. If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.
Matt Groening
#3. Well dress me up in a tutu, put my on a unicycle, and call me Caroline the Dancing Bear. You're a fugging dumper
John Green
#4. A person riding a unicycle on a tightrope doesn't worry about being likeable; they're doing something amazing that very few people can do.
Ted Alexandro
#6. Beware the dark stranger! He rides a unicycle!
Stephen King
#7. I love motor learning because it's very basic and primal. A lot of what I like to learn correlates with the opposite of what gets you laid. I can ride a unicycle and I can juggle. These are unimpressive things to know.
Demetri Martin
#8. I used to entertain myself - I taught myself to use stilts and juggle and ride a unicycle. But I was never immediately interested in theatre.
Tobias Segal
#11. I do own a unicycle, which I use for workout purposes as opposed to doing tricks.
Jay Duplass
#12. Squirting isn't easy, it has to be said. Then, neither is riding a unicycle. Just as some people sweat more than others, or eat more than others, some girls erupt in surging geysers of vaginal fluids with greater facility and in more generous quantities than others.
Chloe Thurlow
#13. Evaluate the demands in your child's life (at home and at school) - and find at least one "cognitive unicycle" that may be sabotaging him or her. Then, if you can, get rid of it.
Todd Rose
#14. Owned a unicycle with one pedal and a missing seat. It was stolen by a one-legged man, with no butt, and an incredible sense of balance.
David Hammons
#15. Stand-up is great because I can get everything off my chest.
Bill Maher
#16. You happen to be talking to an agnostic. You know what an agnostic is? A cowardly atheist.
Studs Terkel
#17. I don't know any other columnists, and I don't know what they do. I work the single! And nobody does what I do, anyway.
Jimmy Breslin
#18. Why was it in hindsight you could see the cracks in a foundation you'd have otherwise thought was solid and smooth?
R.J. Lewis
#19. I know I can't make everyone happy, but I know I can do the most justice I can possibly do to a character, or any character, if I put my all into it. That's the choice you have to make.
Henry Cavill
#20. A well educated man with an independent mind is a type of man liked by no government!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#21. If these are the last 34 games of my NBA career, I want them played as tough as I can.
Antonio Davis
#23. Some great men owe most of their greatness to the ability of detecting in those they destine for their tools the exact quality of strength that matters for their work.
Joseph Conrad
#24. Death is not defeat, Tool told himself. We all die. Every one of us. Rip and Blade and Fear and all the rest. We all die. So what if you are the last? You were designed to be destroyed.
Paolo Bacigalupi
#25. I was too old for my father to (be protective), too young to be flattered.
Catherine Marshall
#26. I've learned great lessons from my parents for things on the court and off. I really look up to them.
Dwyane Wade
#27. The power of collecting money from the people is not to be rejected because it has sometimes been oppressive. Public credit is as necessary for the prosperity of a nation as private credit is for the support and wealth of a family.
Oliver Ellsworth
#29. I was flying home from LA and all of a sudden I looked out at the clouds and I realized, Jesus we are really flying, and it was the most wonderful and miraculous thing, and about a minute later the feelings of anxiety and panic begin.
I feel the same way about marriage, today.
Suzanne Finnamore
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