Undivine Comic Quotes

#1. Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

Anton Chekhov

#2. Focusing on the long term and building a great product that is scalable ultimately leads to a great company.

Craig Sherman

#3. At the moment of waking up, before getting out of bed, get in touch with your breath

Nhat Hanh

#4. If you you write with enough assurance and confidence, you're allowed to do whatever you like. So write your story as it needs to be written. Write it honestly, and tell it as best you can.

Neil Gaiman

#5. I glance at him, wondering what kind of crazy sauce he ate to sit down next to me in here.

H.M. Ward

#6. CORNELIA: -Sit down. Don't leave the table.
GRACE: -Is that an order?
CORNELIA: -I don't give orders to you, I make requests.
GRACE: -Sometimes the requests of an employer are hard to distinguish from orders. [She sits down]

Tennessee Williams

#7. Chinese migrants had learned from long experience to expect little of governments, and to rely much on the networks of kinship, culture, and trust.

Anthony Reid

#8. In general, I'm pretty shy and nervous about a lot of things. For me to get on stage for the first time took so many times at an open mic before I finally got on stage and did it.

Tyler Hilton

#9. Her parents had basically abdicated their roles as guardians and she was building a bomb. In order to kill a poodle.

Kristen Tracy

#10. I'm a sensualist. My two main indulgences are dark chocolate and massages.

Carla Gugino

#11. The best and only true history we have. Everyone interested in creative writing should know this book.

Tony Ardizzone

#12. If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.

Finley Peter Dunne

#13. Copyright protects corporate monopoly rights over culture and provides much of the profits to media conglomeratesm encouraging the wholesale privatization of our common culture.

Robert Waterman McChesney