Uncyclopedia Christmas Quotes

#1. Good. Or instead, what if I just told you that I love you?" Payton gazed
into his eyes. "What would you say, J. D. Jameson, if I told you that?"
J.D. smiled. He touched his forehead to Payton's, closed his eyes, and
answered her with one word.
"Finally.

Julie James

#2. I'd like to be a wounded leading man. Instead of a pillar of strength, I'd be the scared one.

Jamie Kennedy

#3. Keep flying higher, so that others are inspired to fly with you!

Oh! Great

#4. You cannot give out one frequency, that of disrespect, and expect respect to flow toward you. Neither can you hold on to your biases, prejudices, and negative thinking toward something, and expect that something positive will return to you.

Stephen Richards

#5. I am doing the best I can given what I have today.

Jillian Michaels

#6. See into life, don't just look at it.

Anne Baxter

#7. I do read on holiday, but it tends to be very lowbrow. I'm into really camp biographies, and I'm a shameless fan of Jilly Cooper.

Miranda Raison

#8. Forgiveness is the virtue of the brave.

Mahatma Gandhi

#9. If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.

Will Harvey

#10. Never settle for the crumbs of life.

Og Mandino

#11. We need to defend the interests of those whom we've never met and never will.

Jeffrey D. Sachs

#12. Get the big idea and all else follows.

B. J. Palmer