Uncramp Quotes

#1. I waited for my thighs and butt to uncramp. Of course, they didn't know the loosening rule. They were screaming things like *Are you crazy? Do you know we're thirty-five years old? Sit down and feed us a Twinkie!

P.C. Cast

#2. Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me.
"I was testing dorm security," I said. "It sucks.

Richelle Mead

#3. Every drop of blood that falls in Tibet or Cambodia or Gallipoli or Iraq lands upon our shoes and spatters the hem of our best suit.

Mark Collins

#4. I think of myself more as a filmmaker or as a film person than as strictly just a writer. I don't come out of playwriting or anything like that.

Peter Gould

#5. But if I am young, thou shouldest look to my merits, not to my years.

Sophocles

#6. Though politicians are regarded as scum, government as a machine is held to be almost infallible.

Matt Ridley

#7. What's it a charm for?' she asked.
The man thought about this for a moment.
'It's your basic all-enveloping protection charm,' he said, his hands describing a cupped circle in the air. 'For protection against ... '
'Envelopes?' said Abigail.

Ben Aaronovitch

#8. Ideas, and even the detection of errors, require more than care and caution.

Ernest Gellner

#9. $5,000 means nothing to me! I did about $5,000 worth of damage to that nose of his!!

Greg Valentine

#10. I certainly think we have an emergency in media, and we gotta fix it.

Phil Donahue

#11. Every limbo boy and girl, all around the limbo world. Gonna do the limbo rock, all around the limbo clock.

Chubby Checker

#12. The two duties are to lament or praise.

Theodore Roethke

#13. Only one person in a thousand knows the trick of really living in the present.

Storm Jameson

#14. Oh, the stoop of the Redeemer's amazing love! Let us, henceforth, contend how low we can go side by side with Him, but remember when we have gone to the lowest He descends lower still, so that we can truly feel that the very lowest place is too high for us, because He has gone lower still.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#15. Loads of people, particularly artists, hate pretty pictures. Now I've never met anyone who didn't like a pretty face.

David Hockney

#16. God is not going to send us a bill for solar energy, but the gas industry will.

Joy Baluch