Uncle Junior Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 14 Uncle Junior Funny Quotes

#1. I thought [ as a kid], "Maybe I don't want to start a punk band necessarily. I just want to learn to be a great songwriter," and got really into trying to figure out how that could be possible. - Author: Ezra Furman
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#2. When's the next star party?"
"Spring"
"Spring. Long time to wait."
"The sky's not going anywhere. - Author: Jerry Spinelli
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#3. Women are all the bloody sameyou can't love for five minutes without wanting it abolished in brats and house bloody wifery. - Author: Samuel Beckett
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#4. The anger that Uncle Junior has comes from my background. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant, and I've seen the fire of the Italian temperament. It can be explosive sometimes in ways that are both funny and tragic. - Author: Dominic Chianese
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#5. I want to encourage people. One of the things I do encourage people is that - that Internet is a place where we should share our ideas and be positive, not negative. - Author: Ansel Elgort
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#6. I do not admit that my doctrine can be judged by anyone. - Author: Martin Luther
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#7. They were like fire and water, two opposing forces forever lost in an epic rivalry. Quite frankly, it would have been easier attempting to break a deal with wild horses than these two boys. - Author: Louise Gann
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#8. Since I don't feel like I belong solely to any one of them I find that it makes me even more interested and open to other cultures as well. It's also fun looking ethnically ambiguous because no one can quite put a finger on what I am and it's very entertaining to me! - Author: Kina Grannis
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#9. The thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it. And each feels as good as the other. Your heart doesn't know if it's loving a man, a book, or a puppy. If your heart were that smart, it would be your brain. - Author: Lisa Scottoline
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#10. You're my BFF and I would shred someone's skin from their body and shove their bones down their dead ass throat for you. - Author: Robyn Peterman
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#11. Hold onto your dreams 'cause they're always worth havin'. Hold on to your dreams til the day your life is said and done. - Author: Stevie Wonder
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#12. By the time a fool learns how to hold a spear, the lion has eaten him. - Author: Matshona Dhliwayo
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#13. She didn't want to talk with Levi. And wasn't that the problem. She wanted to do things that didn't involve any talking. Well, maybe it did if you counted dirty talk. - Author: Katie Reus
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#14. Friendships that have stood the test of time and change are surely best. - Author: Joseph Parry
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