Unclasp Your Bra Quotes

#1. Show them to me
Show them to me
Unclasp your bra and
set those puppies free

Rodney Carrington

#2. Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.

Tucker Max

#3. How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?

Greg Behrendt

#4. A life-whether seamstress or poet, farmer or king-is measured not by length, but by the worth of its deeds, and the power of its dreams.

T.A. Barron

#5. The hardest assumption to challenge is the one you don't even know you are making.

Douglas Adams

#6. There are some women and a lot of dudes who are into my look, but I need to convey that I'm funny ahead of time. That's how I got laid. Every girl I've ever been with is because I was funny, not because they were into a 300-pound bearded, pale dudes.

Jon Gabrus

#7. He winked at me over her head, causing my bra to try and unclasp itself in sweet surrender.

Tracy Brogan

#8. Passion. That's it. When you believe in what you're doing, that's it.

Dov Charney

#9. It's easy to win forgiveness for being wrong; being right is what gets you into real trouble.

Bjarne Stroustrup

#10. Raising a family is difficult enough. But it's even more difficult for single parents struggling to make ends meet. They don't need more obstacles. They need more opportunities.

Bill Richardson

#11. I think you're working and learning until you die.

J.K. Rowling

#12. We tell applicants, 'If you don't intend to be here for life, you needn't apply.'

S. Truett Cathy

#13. I love commuting between languages just like I love commuting between cultures and cities.

Elif Safak

#14. What we dwell on much with our mind sinks into our heart and shapes our life.

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

#15. At least the World will end, an event anticipated with great joy by many. It will end very soon, but not in the year 2000, which has come and gone. From that I conclude that God Almighty is not heavily into Numerology.

Kurt Vonnegut

#16. School is tough sometimes, but it's all about knowing who your real friends are.

Ariana Grande

#17. When he spoke, his words came with a confusion which was delightful to hear because one felt that it indicated not so much a defect in his speech as a quality of his soul, as it were a survival from the age of innocence which he had never wholly outgrown.

Marcel Proust