Unbelievably Stupid Quotes

#1. I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. - Pam

Charlaine Harris

#2. I have always tried to avoid talking to pretty girls, because pretty girls have a vicious effect on me in which every part of my brain is shut down except for the part that says unbelievably stupid things and the part that is aware that I am saying unbelievably stupid things.

David Foster Wallace

#3. People, she thought, could be unbelievably stupid.

J.D. Robb

#4. They were the sort who berated a man for meddling and chased him away, then berated him again for not being there when he was needed. Not that they would admit he was needed, even then, not them. Raise a hand to help and you were interfering, do nothing and you were an un-trustworthy wastrel.

Robert Jordan

#5. Out of difficulties, grow miracles

Jean De La Bruyere

#6. I burn everywhere and I'm hot, and I'm hot, and I'm so fecking unbelievably hot that I start tearing off my clothes and I can't do it fast enough because I feel thick and slow and stupid

Karen Marie Moning

#7. I'm not retiring. I am graduating. Today is my graduation day. Retirement means that you'll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain't going to happen.

Junior Seau

#8. Ask God and the angels to help you to meet people who will treat you with respect and love.

Doreen Virtue

#9. The computer is incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid.
Man is unbelievably slow, inaccurate, and brilliant.
The marriage of the two is a force beyond calculation.

Waseem Latif

#10. But a description of a tree is not a tree, and a thousand paper kisses will never equal the feel of Olly's lips against mine.

Nicola Yoon

#11. Most books don't even come into the world with the noise of the still-born.

James Purdy

#12. Christ's public life extended only over eighteen months, and for this he had silently been preparing himself for thirty - two years.

Swami Vivekananda

#13. Our perceptions are influenced by our surroundings.

Asa Don Brown

#14. I went through a period of time when math was my favorite subject. Then math wasn't as fun so much.

Noah Gray-Cabey

#15. My favorite song is called 'Reachout.' There are so many different stories told in that song. I think anyone who listens to it will gather a different meaning, but each answer is true. I also like the sound of it, period - there are a lot of classical influences.

Wynter Gordon

#16. What we find as we listen to the songs of our rage or fear, loneliness or longing, is that they do not stay forever. Rage turns into sorrow; sorrow turns into tears; tears may fall for a long time, but then the sun comes out.

Jack Kornfield

#17. It's so fun because Jason [Mantzoukas]'s one of the smartest people I've met in comedy. So unbelievably fast comedically - so he's quick with whatever, but it's fun to watch someone be so quick and so stupid simultaneously.

Jackie Schaffer

#18. I used to exist in a simple world of right and wrong, positive and negative. I grew out of an ordered world. Everything had its place, before I came along and belonged nowhere.

Vi Hart

#19. Seated by her side in the narrow cabin, pressing cold compresses to her forehead and holding her while she vomited, he felt profoundly happy ...

Isabel Allende