Top 8 Ummon's Quotes
#1. I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.
Noel Gallagher
#2. [A less-enlightened personage once asked Ummon What is the God-nature/Buddha/Central Truth> Ummon answered him A dried shit-stick]
Dan Simmons
#3. To get a movie star, you have to give them two hours of screen time.
Patricia Riggen
#5. Consciousness, for me, is a manifestation of complexity in biology. It's an emergent property.
Gregory Stock
#6. [A lesser light asked Ummon Are there multiple futures Ummon answered Does a dog have fleas]
Dan Simmons
#8. A grandmother is a person with too much wisdom to let that stop her from making a fool of herself over her grandchildren.
Phil Moss