Umi Quotes

#1. For love is held by the tie of obligation, which, because men are a sorry breed, is broken on every whisper of private interest; but fear is bound by the apprehension of punishment which never relaxes its grasp.

Niccolo Machiavelli

#2. So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty."
Henry turned pale and stammered.
Sabrina wanted to crawl under the table and die.

Michael Buckley

#3. Starting from this day, I will create a chance of happiness that doesn't depend on perfect conditions. My options may not be infinite, but my possibilities are endless." -Bliss Aston

Umi Allison

#4. You do get the pregnant mush-brain ... you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned.

Kate Hudson

#5. My Umi said shine your light on the world, shine your light for the world to see

Mos Def

#6. I'd like to sleep for a hundred years, wake up and try again.
-Nora Blakely

Ilsa Madden-Mills

#7. What do you call each other? What are your pet names? Dearest? Turtledove? Thor? Herr Handsome of my heart? Lizard of my labia? Captain of my clitoris?

Penny Reid